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Jack Vettriano The Direct Approach

2009-05-12T23:00:00.001-07:00

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Death looked up, and looked straight at Susan. His eye sockets flared blue for a moment. Susan tried to press herself into the shadows.
He looked back downAlbert appeared from behind a pillar.
WOULD YOU BE SO GOOD AS TO MAKE ME A CUP OF TEA, PLEASE.
'Yes, Master. Hehe, you sorted him out right enough–’
THANK YOU.
Albert scurried off in the direction of the kitchen.
Once again there was the closest thing there could ever be to silence in the room of lifetimers.
YOU'D BETTER COME OUT. at Mort for a moment, and then at Ysabell, and then back at Susan, and then back down at Mort. And laughed.And turned the hourglass over.And snapped his fingers.Mort vanished, with a small 'pop' of imploding air. So did Ysabell and the others.It was, suddenly, very quiet.Death put the hourglass down, very carefully, on the table and looked at the ceiling for a while. Then he said:ALBERT?

Vincent van Gogh Sunflowers

2009-05-11T23:31:00.000-07:00

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you're not . . . a young man,' said Susan, unable to prevent herself.
'No‑one argues,' he snapped. And Susan thought that was probably true. There was some kind of wiry strength in Albert, as if his whole body was a knuckle.
'He can make just 'No, I've got to get back! There'll be terrible trouble if I'm not at school in the morning.'
'There's no Time here except what people brings with 'em. Things just happen one after the other. Binky'll take you right back to the time you left, if you like. But you ought to stop here a while.'
'You said there's a hole and I'm being sucked in. I don't know what that means.'
'You'll feel better after a sleep,' said Albert.about anything,' she said, half to herself, 'but some things he just doesn't understand, and one of them's plumbing.''Right. We had to get a plumber from Ankh‑Morpork, hah, he said he might be able to make it a week next Thursday, and you don't say that kind of thing to the Master,' said Albert. 'I've never seen a bugger work so fast. Then the Master just made him forget. He can make everyone forget, except–’ Albert stopped, and frowned.'Seems I've got to put up with it, ' he said. 'Seems you've a right. I expect you're tired. You can stay here. There's plenty of rooms.'

Franz Marc Blaues Pferd 1

2009-05-06T01:15:00.001-07:00

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of you will . . . Where's Lance-Constable Angua?' will personally—' He hesitated. He'd never been cruel to an animal in his life.
'I'll turn the matter over to Corporal Nobbs,' he said.
'That's what I to say: do this, do that . . . that was just something human, but this . . . this was like being a god.
He pulled the gonne into position, clicked a rack of six bullets into position, and sighted at random on a light. And then on another one. And another one.like,' said Gaspode bitterly. 'Incentive.'He presssed his blotchy nose to the ground. It was all show, anyway. Angua's scent hung in the air like a rainbow.'You can really talk?' said Carrot.Gaspode rolled his eyes.' 'Course not,' he said. The figure had reached the top of the tower.Lamps and candles were alight all over the city. It was spread out below him. Ten thousand little earthbound stars . . . and he could turn off any one he wanted, just like that. It was like being a god.It was amazing how sounds were so audible up here. It was like being a god. He could hear the howl of dogs, the sound of voices. Occasionally one would be louder than the rest, rising up into the night sky.This was power. The power he had below, the power

Leroy Neiman 18th at Harbourtown

2009-05-03T23:52:00.000-07:00

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his hand.
'I'm glad you're out of it,' she said.

Corporal Nobbs darted into the Watch House and slammed the door behind him.
'Well?' said Carrot.
'It's not good,' said Carrot had been staring at the wall. Now he produced a small, battered black book from his pocket, and started to thumb through the pages.
'Tell me,' he said, in a slightly distant voice, 'has there been an irretrievable breakdown of law and order?'
'Yeah. For about five hundred years,' said Colon. 'Irretrievable breaNobby. 'They say the trolls are planning to march to the Palace to get Coalface out. There's gangs of dwarfs and trolls wandering around looking for trouble. And beggars. Lettice was very popular. And there's a lot of Guild people out there, too. The city,' he said, importantly, 'is def'nitely a keg of No.1 Powder.''How do you like the idea of camping out on the open plain?' said Colon.'What's that got to do with it?''If anyone puts a match to anything tonight, it's goodbye Ankh,' said the sergeant morosely. 'Usually we can shut the city gates, right? But there's hardly more'n a few feet of water in the river.''You flood the city just to put out fires?' said Angua.'Yep.''Another thing,' said Nobby. 'People threw stuff at me!'

Pablo Picasso Three Women at the Spring

2009-04-28T23:01:00.001-07:00

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stared at the scrawled notes.
I'm on the path, he thought. I don't have to know where it leads. I just have to follow. There's always a crime, if you look hard enough. And the Assassins are in this somewhere.
Follow every lead. Check every detail. Chip, chip away.
I'm hungry.
He staggered to his He scrambled forward on hands and knees and pulled himself upright alongside the window.
Images flashed through his mind. The dead dwarf. The hole in the wall . . .
A thought seemed to start in the small of his back and spread upwards to his brain: These were lath and plaster walls, and old ones at that; you could push a finger through themfeet and looked at his face in the cracked mirror over the basin.Events of the previous day filtered through the dogged gauze of memory. Central to all of them was the face of Lord Vetinari. Vimes grew angry just thinking about that. The cool way he'd told Vimes that he mustn't take an interest in the theft from—Vimes stared at his reflection——something stung his ear and smashed the glass.Vimes stared at the hole in the plaster, surrounded by the remains of a mirror frame. Around him, the mirror glass tinkled to the floor.Vimes stood stock still for a long moment.Then his legs, reaching the conclusion that his brain was somewhere else, threw the rest of him to the floor.There was another tinkle and a half bottle of Bear-hugger's exploded on the desk. Vines couldn't even remember buying it.

Edward Hopper Excursion into Philosophy

2009-04-27T23:56:00.000-07:00

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can you be so sure?'
'The guards on the roofs in Filigree Street say no-one came in or went out, sir.'
And who's watching them?'
'They're watching one another, sir.'
'Very well. Listen carefully. I want the mess cleaned up. If anyone needs to go outside the building, I want everyone watched. And then how I've always told you how observation is important?'
'Yes, captain. I have always paid careful attention to your remarks on the subject.'
'So what did you observe?'
'Someone'd smashed a mirror. Everyone knows Assassins likethe Guild is going to be searched from top to bottom, do you understand?''What for, doctor?' said a junior lecturer in poisons.'For . . . anything that is hidden. If you find anything and you don't know what it is, send for a council member immediately. And don't touch it.''But doctor, all sorts of things are hidden—''This will be different, do you understand?''No, sir.''Good. And no-one is to speak to the wretched Watch about this. You, boy . . . bring me my hat.' Dr Cruces sighed. 'I suppose I shall have to go and tell the Patrician.''Hard luck, sir.' The captain didn't say anything until they were crossing the Brass Bridge.'Now then, Corporal Carrot,' he said, 'you know

Frederic Edwin Church The Icebergs

2009-04-26T23:18:00.001-07:00

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Edward spent a lot of time among history books as well. The Assassins' Guild was an association of gentlemen of breeding, and people like that regard the whole of recorded history as a kind of stock book. There were a great many books in the Guild library, and a whole portrait gallery of kings and queensEdward d'Eath came to know their aristocratic faces better they are . . . well . . . human beings. He was also spiralling inwards, as tends to happen in cases like this.
He'd had no plan. He'd just retreated, as people do when they feel under attack, to a more defensible position, i.e. the past, and then something happened which had the same effect on Edward as finding a plesiosaur in his goldfish pond would on a student of ancient reptiles.
He'd stepped out blinking in the sunlight one hot afternoon, after a day spent in the company of departed glory, and had seen the face of the past strolling by, nodding amiably to people.than he did his own. He spent his lunch hours there.It was said later that he came under bad influences at this stage. But the secret of the history of Edward d'Eath was that he came under no outside influences at all, unless you count all those dead kings. He just came under the influence of himself.That's where people get it wrong. Individuals aren't naturally paid-up members of the human race, except biologically. They need to be bounced around by the Brownian motion of society, which is a mechanism by which human beings constantly remind one another that

Piet Mondrian Composition 2

2009-04-24T01:08:00.000-07:00

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Hello, Mr. Flowerpot, two pints of eels if you would be so good.”
“Of course, it could be her destiny, or one of those sort of things.”
“Oook.”
“Millennium hand and shrimp.”
Ponder Stibbons looked embarrassed.
“Anyone want to follow her?”
“Oook.”
“Whoops, there he goes with his big clock.”
“Was that a ‘yes’?”
“Oook.”
“Not yours, his.”
“Flobby She knew she was near the Dancers now. Colored light flickered in the sky.
266wobbly, here comes our jelly.”“I think that probably counts as a ‘yes’,” said Ponder, reluctantly.“Oook?”“I’ve got a lovely new vest.”“But look,” said Ponder, “the graveyards are full of peo-ple who rushed in bravely but unwisely.”“Ook.”“What’d he say?” said the Bursar, passing briefly through reality on his way somewhere else.“I think he said, ‘Sooner or later the graveyards are full of everybody,’” said Ponder. “Oh, blast. Come on.”“Yes indeedy,” said the Bursar, “hands up the mittens, Mr. Bosun!”“Oh, shut up.”Magrat dismounted and let the horse go.
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She wished she could go home.

Peter Paul Rubens Landscape with a Rainbow

2009-04-23T00:14:00.000-07:00

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with military precision.”
“What for?”
“To get help, miss.”
“But you don’t know if there’s any help to get.”
“Can you think of anything else, miss?”
She couldn’t.
210ledge, and then dropped into the darkness.
Magrat pushed the bed against the door and sat on it.
It occurred to her that she should have gone as well. But that would mean leaving the castle empty, and that didn’t feel right.
Besides, she was scared.
There was one candle in the room, and that was half burned down. When it was gone, there’d be nothing (.ORQ6 fi/VO l.ftQ/£8“It’s very . .. brave of you, Shawn,” said Magrat.“You stay here and you’ll be right as rain,” said Shawn. “Tell you what... How about if I lock the door and take the key with me? Then even if they sing at you they can’t get you to open the door.”Magrat nodded.Shawn tried to smile. “Wish we had another suit of mail,” he said. “But it’s all in the armory.”“I’ll be fine,” said Magrat. “Off you go, then.”Shawn nodded. He waited for a moment on the window

Franz Marc Blaues Pferd 1

2009-04-21T23:26:00.000-07:00

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him look like a lizard that had lost a lot of weight very quickly.
“Where’s the coach driver?” said Shawn Ogg.
“He’s ill,” said Ridcully. “He had a sudden attack of ban-dits. What do we do with the mail?”
“I take theand hung the sack on the aforesaid nail.
“Yes, that’s another thing they used to have round here,”
said Ridcully. “Witches! Let me tell you about the witches
round here—“
“Our mum’s a witch,” said Shawn conversationally, rum-maging in the sack.
“As fine a body of women as you could hope to meet,” said Ridcully, with barely a hint of mental gear-clashing. “And not a bunch of interfering power-mad old crones at all, whatever anyone might say.” palace stuff, and we generally leave the sack161Terry Pratehetthanging up on a nail outside the tavern so that people can help themselves,” said Shawn.“Isn’t that dangerous?” said Ponder.“Don’t think so. It’s a strong nail,” said Shawn, rummag-ing in the sack.“I meant, don’t people steal letters?”“Oh, they wouldn’t do that, they wouldn’t do that. One of the witches’d go and stare at ‘em if they did that.” Shawn stuffed a few packages under his arm

John William Waterhouse Flora and the Zephyrs

2009-04-20T00:24:00.000-07:00

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Diamanda,” she said, meekly.
“This is the Moon,” Diamanda repeated, “for those who weren’t paying attention.” She held up the card. “And what do we see here—you, Muscara?”
“Um . . . it’s got a picture of the moon on it?” said Muscara (nee Susan) in a hopeful voice.
“Of course it’s not the moon. It’s a nonmimetic conven-tion, not tied to a conventional referencing system, actually,” On the other hand, the coven was helping people . . . more or less. Raising power and all that sort of thing. Oh dear, supposing she asks me?
Perdita realized that she was feeling worried. Something was wrong. It had just gone wrong. She didn’t know what it was, but it had gone wrong now. She looked up.
“Blessings be upon this house,” said Granny Weatherwax.said Diamanda.“Ah.”A gust rocked the cottage. The door burst open and slammed back against the wall, giving a glimpse of cloud-wracked sky in which a non-mimetic convention was show-ing a crescent.Diamanda waved a hand. There was a brief flash of octarine light. The door jerked shut. Diamanda smiled in what Perdita thought of as her cool, knowing way.She placed the card on the black velvet cloth in front of her.Perdita looked at it gloomily It was all very pretty, the cards were colored like little pasteboard jewels, and they had interesting names. But that little traitor voice whis-pered: how the hell can they know what the future holds? Cardboard isn’t very bright.

Mark Spain A Moment Of Tranquility

2009-04-17T00:36:00.000-07:00

Mark Spain A Moment Of Tranquility
hunt again,” it said. “When? When?”“Soon,” said the Queen. “Soon.”It was a dark night, the kind of darkness which is not simply explainable by absence of moon or stars, but the darkness that appears to flow in from somewhere else—so thick and tangible that maybe you could snatch a handful of air and squeeze the night out of it.It was the kind of darkness which causes sheep to leap fences and dogs to skulk in kennels.Yet the wind was warm, and not so much
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The time is right, Lankin. The circles are opening. Soon we can return.”
The second rider leaned on the saddlehom.
“And I can strong as loud—it howled around the forests and wailed in chimneys.
On nights like this, normal people would pull the covers over their head, sensing that there were times when the world belonged to something else. In the morning it would be human again; there would be fallen branches, a few tiles off the roof, but human. For now . . . better to snuggle down.. .
But there was one man awake.
Jason Ogg, master blacksmith and farrier, pumped the bellows of his forge once or twice for the look of the thing, and sat down on his anvil again. It was always warm in the forge, even with the wind whistling around the eaves.
“He could shoe anything, could Jason Ogg. They’d

Thomas Kinkade Make a Wish Cottage

2009-04-16T00:18:00.000-07:00

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Ungulant looked down sadly at Brutha helping Vorbis away across the wilderness.
"And afterward there's probably mints!" he shouted, through cupped hands. "No?"
Soon the figures of brackish water and chew the odd lizard leg for medicinal purposes was a small price to pay.
He turned back to the laden table that shimmered in the air. All this . . . and all the little gods wanted was someone to know about them, someone to even believe that they existed.
There was jelly and ice-cream today, too.
"All the more for us, eh, Angus?"were mere dots on the sand."There may be visions of sexual grati-no, I tell a lie, that's Fridays . . ." St. Ungulant murmured.Now that the visitors had gone, the air was once again filled with the zip and whine of the small gods. There were billions of them.St. Ungulant smiled.He was, of course, mad. He'd occasionally suspected this. But he took the view that madness should not be wasted. He dined daily on the food of the gods, drank the rarest vintages, ate fruits that were not only out of season but out of reality. Having to drink the occasional mouthful

Herbert James Draper Lamia

2009-04-15T00:13:00.000-07:00

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intelligent people kept on making the same mistakes.
Candidates for the Tyrantship were elected by the placing of black or white balls in various urns, thus giving rise to a well-known comment about politics.
The Tyrant was a fat little man with skinny legs, giving people the impression of an egg that was hatching upside down. He was sitting alone in the middle of the marble floor, in a chair surrounded by scrolls and scraps of paper. His feet didn't touch the marble, and his face was pink.Tyrant nodded. "As you wish," he said.
"This is intolerable!" snapped Vorbis. "We have been treated-
"Much better than you would have treated us," said the Tyrant mildly. "You sit or you stand, my lord, because this is Ephebe and indeed you may stand on your head for all I care, but don't expect me to believe that if it was I, seeking peace in your Citadel, I would be encouraged to do anything but grovel on what was left of my stomach. Be seated or be upstanding, my lord, but be quiet. I have nearly finished."
"Finished what?" said Vorbis.
"The peace treaty," said the Tyrant.
Aristocrates whispered something in his ear. The Tyrant looked up from his paperwork.
"Ah, the Omnian delegation," he said, and a smile flashed across his face like something small darting across a stone. "Do be seated, all of you."
He looked down again.
"I am Deacon Vorbis of the Citadel Quisition," said Vorbis coldly.
The Tyrant looked up and gave him another lizard smile.
"Yes, I know," he said. "You torture people for a living. Please be seated, Deacon Vorbis. And your plump young friend who seems to be looking for something. And the rest of you. Some young women will be along in a moment with grapes and things. This generally happens. It's very hard to stop it, in fact."
There were benches in front of the Tyrant's chair. The Omnians

Piet Mondrian Gray Tree

2009-04-13T23:04:00.000-07:00

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Vorbis appeared to reach a decision.
"Send him to see me when he is recovered," he said.
Nhumrod looked panicky.
"I merely wish Bees buzzed in the bean blossoms. And the sun beat down on the upturned shell of Om.
There is also a hell for tortoises.
He was too tired to waggle his legs now. That was all you could do, waggle your legs. And stick your head out as far as it would go and wave it about in the hope that you could lever yourself over.
You died if you had no believers, and that was what a small god generally worried about. But you also died if you died.to talk to him," said Vorbis. "I may have a use for him.""Yes, lord?""For, I suspect, the Great God Om moves in mysterious ways." High above. No sound but the hiss of wind in feathers. The eagle stood on the breeze, looking down at the toy buildings of the Citadel.It had dropped it somewhere, and now it couldn't find it. Somewhere down there, in that little patch of green.

Marc Chagall The Three Candles

2009-04-13T00:40:00.000-07:00

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was a sudden flurry of snow across the air where it had been.
Coin wrenched free of the Librarian's grip and ran into the circle, which was already turning white. His feet scuffed up a sprinkle of fine sand.
'He didn't as if by mere concentration he could change what he saw. 'Is he dead?'
'Gook,' observed the Librarian, contriving to imply that Rincewind was in a region where even things like time and space were a bit iffy, and that it was probably not very useful to speculate as to his exact state at this point in time, if indeed he was at any point in time at all, and that, all in all, he might even turn up tomorrow or, for that matter, yesterday, and finally that if there was any chance at all of surviving then Rincewind almost certainly would.come out!' he said.'Oook,' said the Librarian, in a philosophic manner.'I thought he'd come out. You know, just at the last minute.''Oook?'Coin looked closely at the cobbles,

Franz Marc The Monkey

2009-04-10T00:26:00.000-07:00

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was a wide circle of other stones. Very few of them had actually stayed on top of another one.
The three of them crouched down and watched him.
'Is he asleep?' said Creosote.
Conina . 'Only I heard that if you wake up sleepwalkers their legs fall off, or something. What do you think?'
'Could be risky, with wizards,' said Nijel.
They tried to make themselves comfortable on the chilly sand.
'It's rather pathetic, isn't it?' said Creosote. 'It's not as if he's really a proper wizard.'
Conina and Nijel tried to avoid one another's gaze. Finally the boy coughed, and said, 'I'm not exactly a barbarian hero, you know. You may have noticed.'nodded.'What's he trying to do?''I think he's trying to build a tower.'Rincewind lurched back into the ring of stones and, with great care, placed another rock on empty air. It fell down.'He's not very good at it, is he,' said Nijel.'It is very sad,' said Creosote.'Maybe we ought to wake him up,' said Conina

Leroy Neiman Carnaval Suite Passistas

2009-04-09T01:19:00.000-07:00

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'Oook.'
'Don't let anyone in, will you? Um. I think that's frightfully important.'
'Oook.'
'Good.' Spelter stood up and dusted off his knees. Then he put his mouth to the keyhole and added, 'Don't trust anyone.'
'Oook.'
It was not It wasn't a normal noise up here. In the carpeted corridors of the senior wizards' quarters there were a number of sounds you might hear late at night, such as snoring, the gentle clinking of glasses, tuneless singing and, once in a while, the zip and sizzle of a spell gone wrong. But the sound of someone quietly crying was such a novelty that Spelter found himself edging down the passage that led to the Archchancellor's suite.
The door was ajar. Telling himself that he really shouldn't, tensing himself completely dark in the Library, because the serried rows of magical books gave off a faint octarine glow, caused by thaumaturgical leakage into a strong occult field. It was just bright enough to illuminate the pile of shelves wedged against the door.The former Patrician had been carefully decanted into a jar on the Librarian's desk. The Librarian himself sat under it, wrapped in his blanket and holding Wuffles on his lap.Occasionally he would eat a banana.Spelter, meanwhile, limped back along the echoing passages of the University, heading for the security of his bedroom. It was because his ears were nervously straining the tiniest of sounds out of the air that he heard, right on the cusp of audibility, the sobbing.

Dante Gabriel Rossetti Paolo and Francesca

2009-04-08T01:34:00.001-07:00

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Moving like one listening to inner directions, it padded noiselessly across the room until it reached the table whereon stood. In some parts of the city curiosity didn't just kill the cat, it threw it in the river with lead weights tied to its feet.
Rincewind's hands weaved unsteadily over the array of empty glasses on the table in front of him. He'd almost been able to forget about the cockroaches. After another drink he might manage to forget about the mattress, too.
'Whee! A fireball! Fizz! Vanishing like smoke! Whee!- Sorry a tall, round and battered leather box. It crept closer and gently raised the lid.The voice from inside sounded as though it was talking through several layers of carpet when it said, At last. What kept you? 'I mean, how did they all get started? I mean, back in the old times, there were real wizards, there was none of this levels business. They just went out and - did it. POW!,One or two of the other customers in the darkened bar of the Mended Drum tavern looked around hastily at the noise. They were new in town. Regular customers never took any notice of surprising noises like groans or unpleasantly gristly sounds. It was a lot healthier

Paul Cezanne Apples Peaches Pears and Grapes

2009-04-06T00:39:00.001-07:00

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The new Death straightened up.
Or?
AH.
ER.
Bill Door in the forge.
The smithy was full of warm darkness.
What it didn’t contain was the ghost of a scythe.
Bill Door looked around desperately.
SQUEAK?
There was a small. dark-robed figure sitting on a beam above him. It gestured franticallstepped back, turned round, and ran for it. It was, as he was wonderfully well placed to know, merely putting off the inevitable. But wasn’t that what living was all about? No-one had ever run away from him after they were dead. Many had tried it before they were dead, often with great ingenuity. But the normal reaction of a spirit, suddenly pitched from one world into the next, was to hang around hopefully. Why run, after all? It wasn’t as if you knew where you were running to.The ghost Bill Door knew where he was running to. Ned Simnel’s smithy was locked up for the night, although this did not present a problem. Not alive and not dead, the spirit Bill Door dived through the wall.The fire was a barely-visible glow, settling y towards the corner.

Paul Cezanne Card Players

2009-04-02T23:30:00.000-07:00

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Besides, it looks sharp enough to -‘ she began, and paused. Her fingers moved on the bone of his arm. They pulled away for a moment, and then closed again.
Bill day.’
I THINK PERHAPS THAT -
‘You know, I spent most of my life waiting for a knight on a white charger.’
Miss Flitworth grinned.’The joke’s on me, eh?’
Bill Door sat down on the anvil.
‘The apothecary came.’ she said.’He said he couldn’t do Door shivered.Miss Flitworth didn’t hesitate for long. In seventy-five years she had dealt with wars, famine, innumerable sick animals. a couple of epidemics and thousands of tiny, everyday tragedies. A depressed skeleton wasn’t even in the top ten Worst Things she had seen.‘So it is you,’ she said.MISS FLITWORTH, I - ‘I always knew you would come one

Thomas Kinkade Autumn Lane

2009-04-02T00:48:00.001-07:00

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now advancing towards him, with their hand out and a big smile on their face. ‘Don’t tell me, let me guess,’ they said.’You’re a zombie, right?’ ‘Er.’ Windle Poons had never seen anyone with such a pallid skin, such as there was of it, before. Or wearing clothes that looked as if they’d been washed in razor blades and smelled as though someone had not only died in them but was still in them. Or sporting a Glad To Be Grey badge. ‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘I suppose so. Only they buried me, you see, and there was this card -‘ He held it out, Like a shield. “Course there was.’Course there was,’ said the figure. He’s going to want me ‘Poons. Windle Poons,’ said Windle.’Er -‘
‘Yeah, it’s always the same, ‘ said Reg Shoe bitterly. ‘Once you’re dead, people just don’t want to know, right? They act as if you’ve got some horrible disease. Dying can happen to anyone, right?’ ‘Everyone, I should have thought,’ said Windle.to shake hands, Windle thought. If I do, I just know I’m going to end up with more fingers than I started with. Oh, my goodness. Will I end up like that?‘And I ‘m dead, ‘ he said, lamely.‘And fed up with being pushed around, eh?’ said thegreenish-skinned one. Windle shook his hand very carefully.‘Well, not exactly fed -‘‘Shoe’s the name. Reg Shoe.’

Salvador Dali Portrait of the Cellist Ricard Pichot

2009-04-01T00:27:00.000-07:00

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supernova. It’s the difference between the beauty of morning dew on a cobweb and actually being a fly.
It was something that wouldn’t normally have happened for thousands of years.
It was about to happen now.
It was about to happen at the back of a disused cupboard in a tumble-down cellar in the Shades, the oldest and most disreputable part of Ankh-Morpork.
Plop.
It was a sound as soft as the first drop of rain on a century of dust.
‘Maybe‘You sure?’ said the Dean.
‘Well-known fact,’ said the Lecturer in Recent Runes flatly. ‘He used to pass water all the time when he was alive, ‘ said the Dean doubtfully.
‘Not when he’s dead, though.’ we could get a black cat to walk across his coffin.’ ‘He hasn’t got a coffin!’ wailed the Bursar, whose grip on sanity was always slightly tentative.‘OK, so we buy him a nice new coffin and then we get a black cat to walk across it?’‘No, that’s stupid. We’ve got to make him pass water.’‘What?’‘Pass water. Undeads can’t do it.’The wizards, who had crowded into the Archchancellor’s study, gave this statement their full, fascinated attention.
‘Yeah? Makes sense.’

Claude Monet Haystack At Giverny

2009-03-31T00:38:00.000-07:00

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brought some wire with me, you see, and all you need do is break two bits off, twiddle them into your sideburns, then loop them over your ears rather clumsily like this,’ he demonstrated, ‘and there you are.’
The Chair stared.
‘Uncanny,’ he said, at last. ‘It’s true! You look just like someone wearing a very badly‑made false beard.’
‘Amazing, isn’t it?’ said the Lecturer happily, passing out the wire. ‘It’s headology, you know.’
There were ‘Wassat? What’s everyone doing?’ said Poons, suddenly waking up.
‘We’re going to play solid burghers,’ said the Dean.
‘That’s a good game,’ said Poons.

‘Can you hear me, old chap?’
The Bursar opened his eyes.a few minutes of busy twanging and the occasional whimper as a wizard punctured himself with wire, but eventually they were ready. They looked shyly at one another.‘If we got a pillow case without a pillow in it and shoved it down inside the Chair’s robe so the top was showing, he’d look just like a thin man making himself tremendously fat with a huge pillow,’ said one of them enthusiastically. He caught the Chair’s eye, and went quiet.A couple of wizards grasped the handles of Poons’ terrible wheelchair and started it rumbling over the damp cobbles.
The University sanitarium wasn’t very big, and was seldom used. Wizards

Thomas Kinkade Julianne's cottage

2009-03-30T00:07:00.001-07:00

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Your girlfriend is an agent of demonic powers. That night we saw her on the hill she was prob’ly on her way to commune with evil. What d’you fink of that, eh?’
He grinned. He was rather proud of the way he’d introduced the subject.
‘That’s nice,’ said Victor abstractedly. Dibbler was certainly acting even stranger than usual. Even stranger than usual for Holy Wood, even . . .
‘Yeah,’ going above five!
‘Yeah, a-diggin’ away to rouse them from their ancient slumber to reek havoc, style offing,’ said Gaspode. ‘Prob’ly aided by cats, you mark my-’
‘Look, just shut up a minute, will you?’ said Victor, irritably. ‘I’m trying to hear what they’re saying.’
‘Well, ‘scuse me. I was jus’ tryin’ to save the world,’ muttered Gaspode. ‘If said Gaspode, slightly annoyed at this reception. ‘A-cavortin’ at night with eldritchly occult Intelligences from the Other Side, I shouldn’t wonder.’ ‘Good,’ said Victor. You didn’t normally burn things in Holy Wood. You saved them and painted on the other side. Despite himself, he began to get interested. ‘-a cast of thousands,’ Dibbler was saying. ‘I don’t care where you get them from, we’ll hire everyone in Holy Wood if we have to, right? And I want-’ ‘A-helpin’ them in their evil attempts to take over the whole world, if I’m any judge,’ said Gaspode. ‘Does she?’ said Victor. Dibbler was talking to a couple of apprentice alchemists now. What was that. A twentyreeler? But no-one had ever dreamed of

Edward Hopper Four Lane Road

2009-03-26T23:42:00.000-07:00

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light stopped moving as he approached it. For a moment he got a glimpse of a female figure clasping a shawl around her with one hand holding the torch high above her head. Then the light vanished so quickly it left blue and purple in the evenings, don’t you think?’
She glared at Gaspode.
‘That’s that horrible dog who’s been hanging round the studio, isn’t it?’ she said. ‘I can’t stand small dogs.’
‘Bark, bark,’ said Gaspode. Ginger stared at him. Victor could almost read her thoughtsafter-images dancing across his vision. Behind them, a small figure made a blacker shadow against the dusk. It said, ‘What are you doing in my . . . what am I . . . why are you in . . . where . . . ,’ and then, as if it had finally got to grips with the situation, changed gear and in a much more familiar voice demanded, ‘What are you doing here?’ ‘Ginger?’ said Victor. ‘Yes?’ Victor paused. What were you supposed to say in circumstances like this? ‘Er . . . ‘ he said. ‘It’s nice up here

Edward Hopper Conference at Night

2009-03-25T20:49:00.000-07:00

Edward Hopper Conference at NightEdward Hopper City SunlightEdward Hopper Chair CarEdward Hopper A Woman in the SunUnknown Artist Mary Magdalene at the Tomb
That’s all what?’ said the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, next morning.
The man in front of him shivered with fear.
‘whined. ‘There was just this clicking noise and this sort of flickery glow under the door. And, er, they said the daylight here was wrong.’
‘Wrong? How?’
‘Er. Dunno, sir. just wrong, they said. They ought to go somewhere where it was better, they said. Uh. And they told me to go and get them some food.’
The Patrician yawned. There was something infinitely boring about the antics of alchemists.
‘Indeed,’ he said. Don’t know, lordship,’ he said. ‘They wouldn’t let me in. They made me wait outside the door, lordship.’ He twisted his forgers together nervously. The Patrician’s stare had him pinned. It was a good stare, and one of the things it was good at was making people go on talking when they thought they had finished. Only the Patrician knew how many spies he had in the city. This particular one was a servant in the Alchemists’ Guild. He had once had the misfortune to come up before the Patrician accused of malicious lingering, and had then chosen of his own free will to become a spy‘That’s all, lordship,’ he

John Constable Hadleigh Castle

2009-03-24T01:03:00.000-07:00

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on a suspicion, scratched it with one of his knives. The gold peeled away, exposing a silver-grey gleam.
He'd suspected that. There simply wasn't that much gold around. The mask felt as heavy as lead because, well, it was lead. , he thought. But we said that would be shackling the river.
He dropped lightly over the balustrade on to the packed earth and walked down to the crowd.
And the full force of its belief scythed into him.
The people of Djelibeybi might have had conflicting ideas about their gods, but their belief in their kings had been unswerving for thousands of years. To Teppic it was like walking into a vat of alcohol. He felt it pouring into him until his fingertips crackled, rising up through his body until it gushed into his brain, He wondered if it had ever been all gold, and which ancestor had done it, and how many pyramids it had paid for. It was probably very symbolic of something or other. Perhaps not even symbolic of anything. Just symbolic, all by itself. One of the sacred cats was hiding under the throne. It flattened its ears and spat at Teppic as he reached down to pat it. That much hadn't changed, at least. Still no people. He padded across to the balcony. And there the people were, a great silent mass, staring across the river in the fading, leaden light. As Teppic watched a flotilla of boats and ferries set out from the near bank. We ought to have been building bridges

Pierre-Auguste Cot Springtime

2009-03-20T23:35:00.000-07:00

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biggest pyramid ever . . .
And after you'd knocked your pipes out seeing to it that the nobility had their tickets to eternity, were you allowed to turn your expertise homeward, i.e., a bijou pyramidette for self and Mrs Ptaclusp, to ensure safe delivery into the Netherworld? They stopped, and sat down, grumbling.
'I've made up my mind,' he said.
IIb doodled fitfully with his stylus. IIa strummed his abacus.
'We're going to do it,' said Ptaclusp, and strode out of the room. 'And any son who doesn't like it will be cast into the outer darkness where there is a wailing and a crashing of teeth,' he called over his shoulder. Of course not. Even dad had only been allowed to have a mastaba, although it was one of the best on the river, he had to admit, that red-veined marble had been ordered all the way from Howonderland, a lot of people had asked for the same, it had been good for business, that's how dad would have liked it. . . The biggest pyramid ever . . . And they'd never remember who was under it. It didn't matter if they called it Ptaclusp's Folly or Ptaclusp's Glory. They'd call it Ptaclusp's. He surfaced from this pool of thought to hear his sons still arguing. If this was his posterity, he'd take his chances with 600-ton limestone blocks. At least they were quiet. 'Shut up, the pair of you,' he said.

Gustav Klimt Portrait of Adele Bloch Bauer

2009-03-18T23:22:00.001-07:00

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'Ghosts of the mind and all device away, I bid the Truth to have—' she hesitated – 'its tumpty-tumpty day.'
Tomjon felt the chill engulf him. The others, too, jolted into life.
Up from out of a dagger I see before me?'
'Of course it's a bloody dagger. Come on, do it now. The weak deserve no mercy. We'll say he fell down the stairs.'
'But people will suspect!'
'Are there no dungeons? Are there no pilliwinks? Possession is nine parts of the law, husband, when what you possess is a knife.'the depths of their blank minds new words rushed, words red with blood and revenge, words that had echoed among the castle's stones, words stored in silicon, words that would have themselves heard, words that gripped their mouths so tightly that an attempt not to say them would result in a broken jaw.'Do you fear him now?' said Gumridge. 'And he so mazed with drink? Take his dagger, husband – you are a blade's width from the kingdom.''I dare not,' Wimsloe said, trying to look in astonishment at his own lips.'Who will know?' Gumridge waved a hand towards the audience. He'd never act so well again. 'See, there is only eyeless night. Take the dagger now, take the kingdom tomorrow. Have a stab at it, man.'Wimsloe's hand shook.'I have it, wife,' he said. 'Is this

Salvador Dali Manhattan Skyline

2009-03-17T22:16:00.000-07:00

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you don't even like being a Fool!'
'I hate it. But that's got nothing to do with it. If I've got to be a Fool, I'll do it properly.'
'That's really stupid,' said Magrat.
'Foolish, I'd prefer.'
The Fool had been edging along the log. 'If I kiss you,' he added carefully, 'do I turn into a frog?'
Magrat looked down at her feet again. They shuffled themselves under her dress, embarrassed at all this attention.
She could sense the shades of Gytha Ogg and Esme Weatherwax on either side of her. Granny's spectre glared at her. Aof seconds extended like taffy into hours of screaming terror.
'Ice!' screamed Granny. 'It's iced up!'
Nanny Ogg came alongside, trying vainly to match courses with the tumbling, bucking broomstick. Octarine fire crackled over the frozen bristles, shorting them out at random. She leaned over and snatched a handful of Granny's skirt.
'I tole you it was daft!' she shouted. 'You went all through all that wet witch is master of every situation, it said.Mistress, said the vision of Nanny Ogg, and made a brief gesture involving much grinning and waving of forearms.'We shall have to see,' she said.It was destined to be the most impressive kiss in the history of foreplay.Time, as Granny Weatherwax had pointed out, is a subjective experience. The Fool's years in the Guild had been an eternity whereas the hours with Magrat on the hilltop passed like a couple of minutes. And, high above Lancre, a double handful mist and then up into the cold air, you daft besom!'

Leroy Neiman Elephant Nocturne

2009-03-17T22:14:00.000-07:00

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in the dormitories at night – there was apparently unauthorised humour, delivered freestyle, with no reference to the Monster Fun Book or the Council or anyone.
Out there, items like custard pies, flaming torches or extremely sharp cleavers. What had Brother Jape laying about him in red-hot, clanging rage was the fact that the Fool was bad at juggling because he wasn 't any good at it.
'Didn't you want to be anything else?' said Magrat.
'What else is there?' said the Fool. 'I haven't seen anything else I could be.'beyond the stained stonework, people were telling jokes without reference to the Lords of Misrule.It was a sobering thought. Well, not a sobering thought in actual fact, because alcohol wasn't allowed in the Guild. But if it was, it would have been.There was nowhere more sober than the Guild.The Fool spoke bitterly of the huge, redfaced Brother Prankster, of evenings learning the Merry Jests, of long mornings in the freezing gymnasium learning the Eighteen Pratfalls and the accepted trajectory for a custard pie. And juggling. Juggling! Brother Jape, a man with a soul like cold boiled string, taught juggling. It wasn't that the Fool was bad at juggling that reduced him to incoherent fury. Fools were expected to be bad at juggling, especially if juggling inherently funny

Dante Gabriel Rossetti Paolo and Francesca

2009-03-16T23:15:00.000-07:00

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Nanny was left alone in the gloom. A flickering torch high on the wall only made the surrounding darkness more forbidding. Strange metal shapes, designed for no more exalted purpose than the destruct-testing of the human body, cast unpleasant shadows. Nanny Ogg stirred in her chains.
'All right,' she said. 'I can see you. Who are you?'
King Verence stepped forward.
'I saw you making faces behind him,' said Nanny Ogg. 'All I could do to keep a straight face myself.'
'I wasn't making faces, woman, I was scowling.'
Nanny squinted. 'Ere, I know you,' she said. 'You're dead.'
'I a witch.'
'I suppose you're no good at locks?'
'I fear they would be beyond my capabilities as yet . . . but surely—' the ghost of the king waved a hand in a vague gesture which encompassed the dungeon, Nanny and the manacles – 'to a witch all this is just so much—'
'Solid iron,' said Nanny. 'You might be able to walk through it, but I can't.'prefer the term "passed over",' said . 'Only there's all these chains and things. You haven't seen a cat around here, have you?''Yes. He's in the room upstairs, asleep.'Nanny appeared to relax. 'That's all right, then,' she said. 'I was beginning to worry.' She stared around the dungeon again. 'What's that big bed thing over there?''The rack,' said the king, and explained its use. Nanny Ogg nodded.'What a busy little mind he's got,' she said.'I fear, madam, that I may be responsible for your present predicament,' said Verence, sitting down on or at least just above a handy anvil. 'I wished to attract

Edward Hopper Conference at Night

2009-03-15T22:15:00.000-07:00

Edward Hopper Conference at NightEdward Hopper City SunlightEdward Hopper Chair CarEdward Hopper A Woman in the SunUnknown Artist Mary Magdalene at the Tomb
Champot took his arm. 'It's not that bad,' he confided, as he led the unresisting king across the courtyard. 'Better than being alive, in many ways.'
'They must be bloody strange ways, then!' snapped Verence. 'I liked being alive!'
Champot grinned reassuringly. 'You'll soon get used to it,' he said.
'I don't want to get used to it!'
'You've got a strong morphogenic field,' said Champot. 'I can tell. I look for these things. Yes. Very strong, I should say.'
'What's that?'
'I was never very good with words, you know,' said Champot. 'I always found it easier to hit people with something. But I gather it all boils down to how alive you were. When you were alive, I mean. Something called—' he paused – 'animal vitality. Yes, that was it. Animal vitality. The more you had, the more you stay yourself, as it were, if you're a ghost. I expect you were one hundred per cent alive, when you were alive,' he added.
Despite himself, Verence felt flattered. 'I tried to keep myself busy,' he said. They had strolled through the wall into the Great Hall, which was now empty. The sight of the trestle tables triggered an automatic reaction in the kingfish.' He stared at Champot. 'Black pudding,' he whispered.
'You haven't actually got a stomach,' the old ghost pointed out. 'It's all in the mind. Just force of habit. You just think you're hungry.'.'How do we go about getting breakfast?' he said.Champot's head looked surprised.'We don't,' he said. 'We're ghosts.''But I'm hungry!''You're not, you know. It's just your imagination.'There was a clattering from the kitchens. The cooks were already up and, in the absence of any other instructions, were preparing the castle's normal breakfast menu. Familiar smells were wafting up from the dark archway that led to the kitchens.Verence sniffed.'Sausages,' he said dreamily. 'Bacon. Eggs. Smoked
'I think I'm ravenous.'

Cao Yong Freedom

2009-03-12T22:19:00.000-07:00

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strode across the hall towards the staircase that led to the royal apartments. The hall had changed a lot since he last saw it. Portraits of Keli were everywhere; they'd even replaced the ancient and crumbling battle banners in the shadowy heights of the roof. Anyone walking through the palace would have found it him.
'Are you angry about something?' he said. 'I started work, but I got rather tied up with other things. Very difficult, walking through – why are you looking at me like that?'
'What are you doing here?'impossible to go more than a few steps without seeing a portrait. Part of Mort's mind wondered why, just as another part worried about the flickering dome that was steadily closing on the city, but most of his mind was a hot and steamy glow of rage and bewilderment and jealousy. Ysabell had been right, he thought, this must be love.'The walk-through-walls boy!'He jerked his head up. Cutwell was standing at the top of the stairs.The wizard had changed a lot too, Mort thought bitterly. Perhaps not that much, though. Although he was wearing a black and white robe embroidered with sequins, although his pointy hat was a yard high and decorated with more mystic symbols than a dental chart, and although his red velvet shoes had silver buckles and toes that curled like snails, there were still a few stains on his collar and he appeared to be chewing.He watched Mort climb the stairs towards

Edward Hopper Drug Store

2009-03-11T20:21:00.000-07:00

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the body's morphic field, but never under such control. Her hair unwound itself from its tight bun, changing colour and lengthening. Her body straightened up. Wrinkles dwindled and vanished. Her grey woollen dress moved like four-wheel drift.
'I didn't hear you,' she purred.
'V-v-very nice,' he said. 'Is that who you were?'
'It's who I've always been.'
'Oh.' Mort stared at his feet. 'I'm supposed to take you away,' he said.the surface of the sea and ended up tracing entirely different and disturbing contours.She looked down, giggled, and changed the dress into something leaf-green and clingy.'What do you think, Mort?' she said. Her voice had sounded cracked and quavery before. Now it suggested musk and maple syrup and other things that set Mort's adam's apple bobbing like a rubber ball on an elastic band.'. . .' he managed, and gripped the scythe until his knuckles went white.She walked towards him like a snake in a

Frida Kahlo Viva la vida

2009-03-11T00:05:00.000-07:00

Frida Kahlo Viva la vidaFrida Kahlo The Two FridasPino Early Morning
He rushed forward to help the fallen figure, and found himself grabbing hold of a hand that was nothing more than polished bone, smooth and rather yellowed like an old billiard ball. The figure's hood fell back, and a naked skull turned its empty eyesockets towards him.
Not quite itself down. Now Mort could see there was a heavy belt around its waist, from which was slung a white-handled sword.
'I hope you are not hurt, sir,' he said politely.
The skull grinned. Of course, Mort thought, it hasn't much of a choiceempty, though. Deep within them, as though they were windows looking across the gulfs of space, were two tiny blue stars.It occurred to Mort that he ought to feel horrified, so he was slightly shocked to find that he wasn't. It was a skeleton sitting in front of him, rubbing its knees and grumbling, but it was a live one, curiously impressive but not, for some strange reason, very f rightening.THANK YOU, BOY, said the skull. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?'Uh,' said Mort, 'Mortimer . . . sir. They call me Mort.'WHAT A COINCIDENCE, said the skull. HELP ME UP, PLEASE.The figure rose unsteadily, brushing

Henri Matisse Pink Nude

2009-03-09T22:54:00.000-07:00

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fact known throughout the universes that no matter how carefully the colours are chosen, institutional decor ends up as either vomit green, unmentionable brown, nicotine yellow or surgical appliance pink. By some little that the staff could talk. The other servants were friendly enough, but you couldn't talk to them. Not about magic, anyway.
She was also coming to the conclusion that she ought to learn to read. This reading Business seemed to be the key to wizard magic, which was all about words. Wizards seemed to think that names were the same as things, and that if you changed the name, you changed the thing. At least, it seemed to be something like that ....understood process of sympathetic resonance, corridors painted in those colours always smell slightly of boiled cabbage-even if no cabbage is ever cooked in the vicinity. Somewhere in the corridors a bell rang. Esk dropped lightly from her windowsill, grabbed the staff and started to sweep industriously as doors were flung open and the corridors filled with students. They streamed past her on two sides, like water around a rock. For a few minutes there was utter confusion. Then doors slammed, a few laggard feet pattered away in the distance, and Esk was by herself again. Not for the first time, Esk wished

Gustav Klimt Goldfish (detail)

2009-03-09T01:56:00.000-07:00

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party of gnolls had crept up on them during the night. The nasty creatures, a variety of stone goblin, had slit the throat of a , running as if all the legions of Hell were after them.
Judging by what had happened to their colleagues, they were probably right. Bits of gnolls hung from the nearby rocks, giving them a sort of jolly, festive air. Gander wasn't particularly sorry about that - gnolls liked to capture travellers and practise hospitality of the red-hot-knife-and-bludgeon kind - but he was nervous of being in the same area as Something that went through a dozen wiry and wickedly armed gnolls like a spoon through a lightly-boiled egg but left no tracks.
In fact the ground was swept clean.guard and must have been poised to slaughter the entire party. Only.... Only no one knew quite what had happened next. The screams had woken them up, and by the time people had puffed up the fires and Treatle the wizard had cast a blue radiance over the campsite the surviving gnolls were distant, spidery shadows

Mary Cassatt Children Playing On The Beach

2009-03-06T00:01:00.000-08:00

Mary Cassatt Children Playing On The BeachMary Cassatt Young Mother SewingEdward Hopper People In The Sun
Granny chewed a crustless sandwich. "Oh, he's a nature god," she said. "Sometimes he manifests himself as an oak tree, or half a man and half a goat, but mainly I see him in his aspect as a bloody nuisance. You only find him in the deep woods, of course. He plays the flute. Very badly, if you must know."
Esk lay on her stomach and looked out across the lands below while a few hardy, self-employed bumblebees patrolled the thyme clusters. The sun was warm on her back but, up here, there were still drifts of snow on the hubside of rocks.
"Tell me troubles around here without going to look for them in forn parts."
"I dreamed of a city once," said Esk. "It had hundreds of people in it, and there was this building with big gates, and they were magical gates -"
A sound like tearing cloth came from behind her. Granny had fallen asleep.about the lands down there," she said lazily. Granny peered disapprovingly at ten thousand miles of landscape. "They're just other places," she said. "Just like here, only different." "Are there cities and things?" "Idaresay." "Haven't you ever been to look?" Granny sat back, gingerly arranging her skirt to expose several inches of respectable flannelette to the sun, and let the heat caress her old bones. "No," she said. "There's quite enough
"Granny! "

John William Waterhouse Flora and the Zephyrs

2009-03-05T01:13:00.000-08:00

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Rincewind turned around.
'Come on,' he said. 'Not far now.'
'Where to?' said Twoflower.
'Unseen University, of course.'
'Is that wise?'
'Probably not, but I'm still going—' Rincewind paused, his face a mask of pain. He put his hand to his ears and groaned.
'Spell giving you trouble?'
'Yargh.'
'Try humming.'
Rincewind grimaced. 'I'm going to get rid of this thing,' he said thickly. 'It's going back into the book where it belongs. I Torchlight flickered easily on the damp tunnels far under the University as the heads of the eight Orders of wizardry filed onwards.
'At least it's cool down here,' said one.
'We shouldn't be down here.'want my head back!''But then—' Twoflower began, and stopped. They could all hear it – a distant chanting and the stamping of many feet.'Do you think it's star people?' said Bethan.It was. The lead marchers came around a corner a hundred yards away, behind a ragged white banner with an eight-pointed star on it.'Not just star people,' said Twoflower. 'All kinds of people!'The crowd swept them up in its passage. One moment they were standing in the deserted street, the next they were perforce moving with a tide of humanity that bore them onwards through the city.

Amedeo Modigliani Landscape

2009-03-03T22:14:00.000-08:00

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'Would you say it was a bit dark and greasy and smelt like a very ill horse?'
'Very accurate deshcription, I'd shay.'
'He wouldn't agree. He'd say it was a magnificent barbarian tent, hung with the pelts of the great beasts hunted by the lean-eyed warriors from the edge of civilisation, and smelt of the rare and curious resins plundered from the caravans as they crossed the trackless – well, and so on. I mean it,' he added.
'He'sh mad?'
'Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.'
'Ah, then he can't be mad. I've been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he'sh just ecshentric.'
Cohen awkwardly through the soft snow, came the Luggage. No-one ever asked its opinion about anything.
turned in his saddle again. Twoflower was telling Bethan how Cohen had single-handed defeated the snake warriors of the witch lord of S'belinde and stolen the sacred diamond from the giant statue of Offler the Crocodile God.A weird smile formed among the wrinkles of Cohen's face.'I could tell him to shut up, if you like,' said Rincewind.'Would he?''No, not really.''Let him babble,' said Cohen. His hand fell to the handle of his sword, polished smooth by the grip of decades.'Anyway, I like his eyes,' he said. They can see for fifty years.'A hundred yards behind them, hopping rather
By evening they had come to the edge of the high plains, and rode down through gloomy pine forests that had only been lightly dusted by the snowstorm. It was a landscape of huge cracked

Bill Brauer Scarlet Dancer

2009-03-02T00:29:00.000-08:00

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know. It's only the landing that hurts, and there was nothing below me. As I fell I saw the world spin off into space until it was lost against the stars."
"What , in fact, and then I was off again. Then there was a time I woke up and there was your world coming at me like a custard pie thrown by the Creator and, well, I landed in the sea not far from the Circumfence widdershins of Krull. All sorts of creatures get washed up against the Fence, and at the time they were looking for slaves to man the way stations, and I ended up here." He stopped and stared intently at Rincewind. "every night I come happened next?" said Twoflower breathlessly, glancing towards the misty universe."I froze solid," said Tethis simply. "Fortunately it is something my race can survive. But I thawed out occasionally when I passed near other worlds. There was one, I think it was the one with what, I thought was this strange ring of mountains around it that turned out to be the biggest dragon you could ever imagine, covered in snow and glaciers and holding its tail in its mouth - well, I came within a few leagues of that, I shot over the landscape like a comet

Paul Cezanne Still Life with Flowers and Fruit

2009-02-26T22:36:00.000-08:00

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political and social elites a profoundly dehumanizing view of those who live and work within the country's slums. The troubling policy implications of this perspective are unmistakeably mirrored by the film. Since there are Jamal, stoically await their own “destiny” of rescue by a foreign hand?
Indeed, while this self-billed "feel good movie of the year" may help us "feel good" that we are among the lucky ones on earth, it delivers a patronizing, colonial and ultimately sham statement on social justice for those who are not.
A version of this article appeared in the Toronto Star.no internal resources, and none capable of constructive voice or action, all "solutions" must arrive externally.After a harrowing an anarchic wilderness, salvation finally comes to Jamal, a Christ-like figure, in the form of an imported quiz-show, which he succeeds in thanks to sheer, dumb luck, or rather, because “it is written.” Is it also "written," then, that the other children depicted in the film must continue to suffer? Or must they, like the stone-faced

Bartolome Esteban Murillo A Girl and her Duenna

2009-02-25T22:22:00.000-08:00

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satisfied air. The watching deities gave a collective sigh. Even the Lady was momentarily taken aback. it was certainly ugly. The carving was uncertain, as if the craftsman's hands were shaking in horror of the thing taking shape under his reluctant fingers. It seemed to be all suckers and tentacles. And mandibles, the lady observed. And one

Rincewind knew what was inside trees: wood, sap, possibly squirrels. Not a palace.
Still-the cushions underneath him were definitely softer than wood, the wine in the wooden great eye."I thought such as He died out at the beginnings of Time," she said."Mayhap our necrotic friend was loathe even to go near this one," laughed Fate. He was enjoying himself."It should never have been spawned.""Nevertheless," said Fate gnomically. He scooped the dice into their unusual box, and then glanced up at her."Unless," he added, "you wish to resign...?"She shook her head."Play," she said."You can match my stake?""Play."

Henri Rousseau Woman Walking in an Exotic Forest

2009-02-24T22:01:00.000-08:00

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time I was in lofur's favor myself. I met Mrs. Coulter! Yes. Had a long conversation with her. lofur was besotted with her. Couldn't stop talking about her. Would do anything for her. If she wants Lord Asriel kept a hundred miles away, that's , to please him. Can't last, this equilibrium. Unstable. Pleasing both sides. Eh? The wave function of this situation is going to collapse quite soon. I have it on good authority."
"Really?" said Lyra, her mind elsewhere, furiously thinking about what he'd just said.
"Yes. My daemon's tongue can taste probability, you know."
"Yeah. Mine too. When do they feed us, Professor?"
"Feed us?"what will happen. Anything for Mrs. Coulter, anything. He's going to name his capital city after her, did you know that?""So he wouldn't let anyone go and see Lord Asriel?""No! Never! But he's afraid of Lord Asriel too, you know, lofur's playing a difficult But he's clever. He's done what they both want. He's kept Lord Asriel isolated, to please Mrs. Coulter; and he's let Lord Asriel have all the equipment he wants

Piet Mondrian Composition with Red Yellow and Blue

2009-02-23T22:19:00.000-08:00

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things....It's a big room with a lot of chairs and tables and a little platform. It's behind the front office. Hey, I bet they're going to pretend the fire drill went off all right. I bet they're scared of her, same as we are...."
For the rest But she didn't see Mrs. Coulter, which was a relief. When it was time for bed, she knew she had to let the other girls into her confidence.
"Listen," she said, "do they ever come round and see if we're asleep?"
"They just look in once," said Bella. "They just flash a lantern round, they of the day, Lyra stayed close to the other girls, watching, saying little, remaining inconspicuous. There was exercise, there was sewing, there was supper, there was playtime in the lounge: a big shabby room with s and a few tattered books and a table-tennis table. At some point Lyra and the others became aware that there was some kind of subdued emergency going on, because the adults were hurrying to and fro or standing in anxious groups talking urgently. Lyra guessed they'd discovered the daemons' escape, and were wondering how it had happened.

Caravaggio The Cardsharps

2009-02-22T22:42:00.000-08:00

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tunnel to connect it with the rest of the station.
There was no window, but there was a door. A notice above it said ENTRY STRICTLY FORBIDDEN in red letters.
Lyra said. "I followed you here, though you didn't see me. I have been waiting for you to come out into the open. What is happening?"
She told him quickly.
"Where are the gyptians?" she said. "Is John Faa safe? Did they fight off the Samoyeds?"
"Most of them are safe. John Faa is wounded, though not severely. The set her hand on it to try, but before she could turn the handle, Roger said:"Look! A bird! Or-"His or was an exclamation of doubt, because the creature swooping down from the black sky was no bird at all: it was someone Lyra had seen before."The witch's daemon!"The goose beat his great wings, raising a flurry of snow as he landed."Greetings, Lyra," he

Francisco de Goya The Quail Shoot

2009-02-20T00:24:00.000-08:00

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helmet, the griffin, and the crucible, and felt her mind settle into the right meanings like a complicated diagram in three dimensions. At once the needle began to swing round, back, round and on further, like a bee dancing its "What, child?"
"It's a telling me something else. In the next valley there's a village by a lake where the folk are troubled by a ghost."
John Faa shook his head impatiently, and said, "That don't matter now. There's bound to be spirits of all kinds among these forests. Tell me again about them Tartarsmessage to the hive. She watched it calmly, content not to know at first but to know that a meaning was coming, and then it began to clear. She let it dance on until it was certain."It's just like the witch's daemon said, Lord Faa. There's a company of Tartars guarding the station, and they got wires all round it. They don't really expect to be attacked, that's what the symbol reader says. But Lord Faa..."

Gustave Caillebotte Oarsmen

2009-02-18T22:53:00.000-08:00

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for months. Directly ahead of the ship a mountain rose, green flanked and snow-capped, and a little town and harbor lay below it: wooden houses with steep roofs, an oratory spire, cranes in the harbor, and clouds of gulls wheeling and crying. The smell was of fish, but mixed with it came land smells too: pine resin and earth and something to stay outside for long without work to do, even to watch the seals, and Lyra went below to eat her breakfast porridge and look through the porthole in the saloon.
Inside the harbor the water was calm, and as they moved past the massive breakwater Lyra began to feel unsteady from the lack of motion. She and Pantalaimon avidly watched as the ship inched ponderously toward the quayside. During animal and musky, and something else that was cold and blank and wild: it might have been snow. It was the smell of the North.Seals frisked around the ship, showing their clown faces above the water before sinking back without a splash. The wind that lifted spray off the white-capped waves was monstrously cold, and searched out every gap in Lyra's wolfskin, and her hands were soon aching and her face numb. Pantalaimon, in his ermine shape, warmed her neck for her, but it was too cold

Leroy Neiman Beach at Cannes

2009-02-17T22:31:00.001-08:00

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Now, Lyra," said John Faa, "I'm a going to tell you something. Farder Coram here, he's a wise man. He's a seer. He's been a follering all what's been going on with Dust and the Gobblers and Lord Asriel and everything else, and he's been a follering you. Every time the Costas went to Oxford, or half a dozen other families, come to that, they broughtwas only a bit of mud! And we never got very far-"
"What are you talking about, child?" said John Faa.
Farder Coram laughed. When he did that, his shaking stopped and his face became bright and young.
But Lyra wasn't laughing. With trembling lips she said, "And even if we had found the bung, we'd never've took it out! It was just a joke. We wouldn't've sunk it, back a bit of news. About you, child. Did you know that?"Lyra shook her head. She was beginning to be frightened. Pantalaimon was growling too deep for anyone to hear, but she could feel it in her fingertips down inside his fur."Oh, yes," said John Faa, "all your doings, they all get back to Farder Coram here."Lyra couldn't hold it in."We didn't damage it! Honest! It

Edvard Munch Nude

2009-02-16T23:10:00.000-08:00

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or two away.
"Lyra, if you behave in this coarse and vulgar way, we shall have a confrontation, which I will win. Take off that bag this instant. , but you can have too much of a good thing....Have the caterers brought enough ice? Be a dear and go and ask. Warm drinks are horrid..."
Lyra found it was quite easy to pretend to be lighthearted and charming, though Control that unpleasant frown. Never slam a door again in my hearing or out of it. Now, the first guests will be arriving in a few minutes, and they are going to find you perfectly behaved, sweet, charming, innocent, attentive, delightful in every way. I particularly wish for that, Lyra, do you understand me?""Yes, Mrs. Coulter.""Then kiss me."She bent a little and offered her cheek. Lyra had to stand on tiptoe to kiss it. She noticed how smooth it was, and the slight perplexing smell of Mrs. Coulter's flesh: scented, but somehow metallic. She drew away and laid the shoulder bag on her dressing table before following Mrs. Coulter back to the drawing room."What do you think of the flowers, dear?" said Mrs. Coulter as sweetly as if nothing had happened. "I suppose one can't go wrong with roses

Andy Warhol Shot Blue Marilyn 1964

2009-02-15T23:55:00.000-08:00

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whose dark hair falls, shining delicately, under the shadow of her fur-lined hood, is standing in the doorway of the oratory, half a dozen steps above him. It might be that a service is finishing, for light comes from the doorway behind herthe boy, and sits a step above him.
Then the mouse senses something, and becomes a sparrow again, cocking her head a fraction sideways, and hops along the stone a step or two.
The monkey watches the sparrow; the sparrow watches the monkey.
The monkey reaches out slowly. His little hand is black,, an organ is playing inside, and the lady is holding a jeweled breviary.Tony knows nothing of this. His face contentedly deep in the pie, his toes curled inward and his bare soles together, he sits and chews and swallows while his daemon becomes a mouse and grooms her whiskers.The young lady's daemon is moving out from beside the fox-fur coat. He is in the form of a monkey, but no ordinary monkey: his fur is long and silky and of the most deep and lustrous gold. With sinuous movements he inches down the steps toward

Pierre Auguste Renoir By the Water

2009-02-12T22:58:00.000-08:00

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brown-black engulfed it. The sea behind was a patchwork of black water and phosphorescent foam, and the last of the burning zeppelin's flames were dwindling into nothing as it sank.
The ," said the shaman.
He sat back in a corner of the basket while his daemon perched on the suspension ring, her claws dug deep in the leather binding.
The wind was blowing them hard now, and the great gasbag swelled remaining three, however, were flying on, buffeted hard but keeping to their course. More lightning flashed around them, and as the storm came closer, Lee began to fear for the gas in his own balloon. One strike could have it tumbling to earth in flames, and he didn't suppose the shaman could control the storm so finely as to avoid that."Right, Dr. Grumman," he said. "I'm going to ignore those zeppelins for now and concentrate on getting us safe into the mountains and on the ground. What I want you to do is sit tight and hold on, and be prepared to jump when I tell you. I'll give you warning, and I'll try to make it as gentle as I can, but landing in these conditions is a matter of luck as much as skill.""I trust you, Mr. Scoresby

Paul Cezanne The Banks of the Marne

2009-02-12T00:03:00.000-08:00

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they called you subtle one.
But little knife, what have you done?
Unlocked blood-gates, left them wide!
Little knife, your mother calls you,
from the entrails of the earth,
from her deepest mines and caverns,
from her secret iron womb.
your wind the breath inside the lungs,
blood, your world is bounded. Stay there!"
Will thought he could feel all the atoms of his body responding to her command, and he joined in, urging his leaking blood to listen and obey.Listen!"And Serafina stamped again and clapped her hands with the other witches, and they shook their throats to make a wild ululation that tore at the air like claws. Will, seated in the middle of them, felt a chill at the core of his spine.Then Serafina Pekkala turned to Will himself, and took his wounded hand in both of hers. When she sang this time, he nearly flinched, so fierce was her high, clear voice, so glittering her eyes; but he sat without moving, and let the spell go on."Blood! Obey me! Turn around,be a lake and not a river.When you reach the open air,stop! And build a clotted wall,build it firm to hold the flood back.Blood, your sky is the skull-dome,your sun is the open eye,

Claude Monet Water Lily Pond

2009-02-11T00:28:00.000-08:00

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Still, the stimulus plan includes saving jobs, not just creating them. Other than construction, most new jobs may not emerge until next year, Eisenbrey said.Uncertain outcomeOverall, the stimulus plan would create or save about 3.6 jobs are saved, as opposed to created.Many uncertainties remain. The estimates are based on an early draft version of the bill. The Senate is expected to act on its version of the bill early this week; the House has already passed a bill and there are some big differences between the two that will have to be worked out before legislation goes to the president for his signature.
million jobs by the end of 2010, according to projections last month by Christina Romer and Jared Bernstein, economists in the Obama administration, based on early versions of the stimulus plan. They say a stimulus bill would mean an unemployment rate of 7% in 2010, versus 8.8% otherwise. The estimate doesn't detail how many

Caravaggio Sleeping Cupid

2009-02-05T23:30:00.000-08:00

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Stairs," said Pantalaimon. "Stairs and dark rooms. There were swords hung on the wall, and spears and shields, like a museum. And I saw the young man. He was… dancing."
"Dancing?"
"Moving to . He took a step or two inside, and seeing no one, went in farther. Lyra followed close behind. The floor was made of flagstones worn smooth over centuries, and the air inside was cool. Will looked at a flight of steps going downward, and went far enough down to see that it opened into a wide, low-ceilinged room with an immense coal furnace at one end, where the plaster walls weand fro, waving his hand about. Or as if he was fighting something invisible… I just saw him through an open door. Not clearly.""Fighting a Specter?" Lyra guessed. But they couldn't guess any better, so they moved on. Behind the tower a high stone wall, topped with broken glass, enclosed a small formal beds of herbs around a fountain (once again Pantalaimon flew up to look); and then there was an alley on the other side, bringing them back to the square. The windows around the tower were small and deeply set, like frowning eyes."We'll have to go in the front, then," said Will. He climbed the steps and pushed the door wide. Sunlight struck in, and the heavy hinges creakedre black with soot; but there was no one there

Leroy Neiman Tony LaRussa Manager of the Year

2009-02-04T23:51:00.000-08:00

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physicist, a genial dimwit called Nelson, hasn't made any arrangements for carrying his damn balloons up into the mountains—having to twiddle our thumbs while he scrabbles around for transport. But it means I had a chance to talk to an old boy I met last time, a gold miner called Jake Petersen. Tracked him down to a dingy bar and under the sound of the the TV I asked him about the anomaly. He wouldn't talk there—took meRidge a mile or two north of the Colville River.) We then got on to other Arctic legends—the Norwegian ship that's been drifting unmanned for sixty years, stuff like that. The archaeologists are a decent crew, keen to get to work, containing their impatience with Nelson and his balloons. None of them has ever heard of the anomaly, and believe me I'm going to keep it back to his apartment. With the help of a bottle of Jack Daniel's he talked for a long time—hadn't seen it himself, but he'd met an Eskimo going through and bringing back a trophy of some kind—though some never came back. However, old Jake did have a map of the area, and he'd marked on it where his pal had told him the thing was. (Just in case: it's at 69° 02' 11" N, 157° 12' 19" W, on a spur of Lookout like that. My fondest love to you both. Johnny.

Leonardo da Vinci Mona Lisa Smile

2009-02-03T18:48:00.000-08:00

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And Moxie. Who'd feed Moxie? Would Moxie worry about where they were? Would she try to follow them?
It was getting lighter by the minute. It was light enough already to check through the things in the tote bag: his mother's purse, the latest letter from the lawyer, the road map of southern England, chocolate bars, toothpaste, spare socks and pants. And the green leather writing case.
Everything . It was Will's job to look all around and whisper "Now," and she would snatch a tin or a packet from the shelf and put it silently into the cart. When things were in there they were safe, because they became invisible.
It was a good it went on for a long time, because this was there. Everything was going according to plan, really.Except that he'd killed someone. Will had first realized his mother was different from other people, and that he had to look after her, when he was seven. They were in a supermarket, and they were playing a game: they were allowed to put an item in the cart only when no one was looking

Thomas Kinkade The Heart of San Francisco

2009-02-02T23:11:00.001-08:00

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able to search and use the vast information stored online without leaving trails of personal cookie crumbs scattered across the Net? How will Business transactions be taxed, and in what jurisdictions will disputed electronic transactions be resolved? How will intellectual property be protected? How will we prove that contracts were signed on a certain date, or that their terms and conditions have not been electronically altered? There , in the face of Internet-wide virus attacks, is the realization that we will depend in larger and larger measure on the network's functioning reliably. Making this system of millions of robust and resilient is a challenge for the present generation of Internet engineers. Failure could portend an increasingly fragile future. But I am an optimist. I believe we are going to live in a world abundant with information and with the tools needed to use it wisely. are technical answers for many of these questions, but some will require international agreements before they can be resolved.Perhaps even more daunting

Paul Gauguin Yellow Christ

2009-02-01T19:14:00.000-08:00

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It's going to fail, remember," she said.
"Why?"
"Because of what your father's ghost said, just before we came out. About daemons, and how they can only live for a long time if they stay in their own world. But probably Lord Asriel, I mean my father, couldn't have thought about that, because no one knew enough about other worlds when he started... All that," she said wonderingly, "all like shame. A quick glance at Will's warm cheeks showed that he knew that just as well as she did.
They walked on side by side, suddenly shy with each other. But Willthat bravery and skill... All that, all wasted! All for nothing!"They climbed on, finding the going easy on the rock road, and when they reached the top of the ridge, they stopped and looked back."Will," she said, "supposing we don't find them?""I'm sure we will. What I'm wondering is what my daemon will be like.""You saw her. And I picked her up," Lyra said, blushing, because of course it was a gross violation of manners to touch something so private as someone else's daemon. It was forbidden not only by politeness, but by something deeper than that, something

Claude Monet Impression Sunrise

2009-01-20T22:19:00.000-08:00

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He lifted the rucksack higher on his shoulders and turned toward them to see what he could find. In the calm of the long evening, it was pleasant to walk on this smooth road, with the sound of some cicada-like creatures in the long grass and the setting sun warm in his face. The air was fresh, too, clear and sweet and entirely free of the taint of naphtha fumes, kerosene fumes, whatever they were, which had lain so heavily on the air in one of the worlds he'd passed through: the world his target, the tempter herself, belonged to.
He came out at sunset on a yards in length. Were they birds? They had feathers, and heads and beaks not unlike swans', but those wings were situated one in front of the other, surely...little headland beside a shallow bay. If they had tides in this sea, the tide was high, because there was only a narrow fringe of soft white sand above the water.And floating in the calm bay were a dozen or more. Father Gomez had to stop and think carefully. A dozen or more enormous snow-white birds, each the size of a rowboat, with long, straight wings that trailed on the water behind them: very long wings, at least two

Caravaggio Supper at Emmaus

2009-01-18T21:40:00.000-08:00

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And even in her sickness and pain, Lyra felt that she'd just been dealt the ace of trumps.
"Oh, be careful," whispered Salmakia, but Lyra's mind was already racing ahead through the story she'd told the night before, shaping and cutting and improving and adding: parents dead; family treasure; shipwreck; escape ...
"Well," she said, settling face; but Will took out the knife and threw himself in the way. No-Name swerved out of reach just in time, and Will hustled Lyra over toward the door, because she was numb with shock and half-blinded by the blood running down her face. Where the Gallivespians were, Will had no idea, but the harpy was flying at them again into her storytelling frame of mind, "it began when I was a baby, really. My father and mother were the Duke and Duchess of Abingdon, you see, and they were as rich as anything. My father was one of the king's advisers, and the king himself used to come and stay, oh, all the time. They'd go hunting in our forest. The house there, where I was born, it was the biggest house in the whole south of England. It was called…"Without even a cry of warning, the harpy launched herself at Lyra, claws outstretched. Lyra just had time to duck, but still one of the claws caught her scalp and tore out a clump of hair."Liar! Liar!" the harpy was screaming. "Liar!"She flew around again, aiming directly for Lyra's

Jack Vettriano Fetish

2009-01-15T23:06:00.000-08:00

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His Majesty King Ogunwe and the Lord Roke."
The African general and the Gallivespian came in: King Ogunwe in a clean uniform, with a wound on his temple freshly dressed, and Lord sign, but inclined her head and sat down peaceably, holding the pinioned monkey in her arms.
Without wasting time, Lord Asriel said, "Tell me what happened, King Ogunwe."
The African, powerful and deep-voiced, said, "We killed seventeen Swiss Guards and destroyed two zeppelins. We lost five men and one gyropter. The girl and the boy escaped. We Roke gliding swiftly to the table astride his blue hawk.Lord Asriel greeted them warmly and offered wine. The bird let his rider step off, and then flew to the bracket by the door as the orderly announced the third of Lord Asriel's high commanders, an angel by the name of Xaphania. She was of a much higher rank than Baruch or Balthamos, and visible by a shimmering, disconcerting light that seemed to come from somewhere else.By this time Mrs. Coulter had emerged, much tidied, and all three commanders bowed to her; and if she was surprised at their appearance, she gave no

Frida Kahlo The Frame

2009-01-14T23:50:00.000-08:00

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a similar way the mulefa knew where the best fish were to be had, and exactly when and where to lay their nets. Looking for something she could do, Mary went to the net-makers and offered to help. When she saw how they worked, not on their own but two by two, working their trunks together to tie a knot, she realized why they'd been so astonished by her Each day a party went out to check on the well-being of the mighty trees, and to harvest any fallen seedpods. It was clear what the mulefa gained; but how did the trees benefit from this interchange? One day she saw. As she was riding along with the group, suddenly there was a loud crack, and everyone came to a halt, hands, because of course she could tie knots on her own. At first she felt that this gave her an advantage, she needed no one else, and then she realized how it cut her off from others. Perhaps all human beings were like that. And from that time on, she used one hand to knot the fibers, sharing the task with a female zalif who had become her particular friend, fingers and trunk moving in and out together.But of all the living things the wheeled people managed, it was the seedpod trees that they took most care with.There were half a dozen groves within the area looked after by this group. There were others farther away, but they were the responsibility of other groups.

Henri Matisse The Window

2009-01-13T23:11:00.000-08:00

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he saw what he was looking for: a narrow gully leading back between jagged walls, and at the entrance, a large, low boulder.
He clambered steadily toward it. Beneath his huge feet, dry bones snapped loudly in the stillness, because many men had died Iorek Byrnison moved around to the upper side. It was a good shelter from an enemy below, but not good enough; for among the hail of bullets that had chipped fragments off the rock had been a few that had found their targets and lay where they had come to rest, in the body of the man lying stiff in the shadow.
He was a body still, and not a skeleton, because the witch had laid a spell to preserve here, to be picked clean by coyotes and vultures and lesser creatures; but the great bear ignored them and stepped up carefully toward the rock. The going was loose and he was heavy, and more than once the scree shifted under his feet and carried him down again in a scramble of dust and gravel. But as soon as he slid down, he began to move up once more, relentlessly, patiently, until he reached the rock itself, where the footing was firmer.The boulder was pitted and chipped with bullet marks. Everything the witch had told him was true. And in confirmation, a little Arctic flower, a purple saxifrage, blossomed improbably where the witch had planted it as a signal in a cranny of the rock.

Frida Kahlo Thinking about Death

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Frida Kahlo Thinking about DeathFrida Kahlo The Suicide of Dorothy HaleFrida Kahlo Sun and Life
weeks ago. Tang shared their sense of frustration. Many who knew him are reluctant to talk about him publicly, fearing trouble with the authorities, and most requested anonymity before agreeing to be interviewed. But his story of a job, a Home and basic social services for all. Reforms since then have brought unprecedented prosperity, but also cutthroat competition. China's suicide rate—at least 23 people out of every 100,000 kill themselves per year—is more than double the U.S. figure. The Shanghai Mental health Center recently reported that the incidence of Depression in that city has quadrupled in the past decade. Older Chinese like Tang are especially hard hit. In Mao's day, at least they had some pride even when penniless; now money is everything. "Some are reveals tensions that seethe just below the surface in China.Tang was born in a village outside Hangzhou, the capital of Zhejiang province, in 1961. Times were hard, the government domineering, but many poor and disadvantaged Chinese still yearn for those days of the "iron rice bowl"—Mao Zedong's guarantee

George Inness The Coming Storm

2009-01-11T23:26:00.000-08:00

George Inness The Coming StormGeorge Inness SunsetGeorge Inness Peace and Plenty
Your man has never had an experience like this before. The larger thespace you have to move around in, the better.Here's What You Need:One pair of in-line or classic roller skates.Here's How You Do It:Get naked and put on the skates in a non-carpeted area of your house.Invite your man in and get him naked, too.Have your night full of laughs doing this one.Here's What You Need:One bunch of seedless grapes.Here's How You Do It:Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his knees bent andlegs slightly apart.Caress and gently stroke his penis, testicles and thighs until your man'spenis is fully erect.Position your mouth in between your man's knees.Have him pick a grape from the bunch and, using his index finger, hold itagainst the underside of his penis.Your man should now press with his finger, pulling his erect penis backagainst his stomach. Have him remove his finger, causing his penis tospring forward, launching the grape toward you. Move your head so thatyou catch the grape in your mouth.It will undoubtedly take a few tries until you both get an idea of where thegrape is actually going to go. This is part of the fun. When yousuccessfully catch a grape, don't swallow it.Once you have three grapes in your mouth, keep them there andpleasure your man orally.man stand behind you.Bracing yourself against a wall or chair, bend over and have your manenter you from behind, his hands on your hips.Now point yourself in a direction where there is ample open space.Have your man thrust himself in and out of you, each thrust rolling yourskates forward (your man must keep his hands on your hips to help youbalance). He'll be walking behind you as he propels you forward.Continue until you give new meaning to the words "couple skate."

Andy Warhol Butterflies big green in middle

2009-01-07T23:48:00.000-08:00

Andy Warhol Butterflies big green in middleAndy Warhol Brooklyn BridgeAndy Warhol Brooklyn Bridge Orange Blue Lime
you ever wonder how Western sexual healh professionals became so certain that orgasm is more vital to our wellbeing than virtually any other aspect of intimacy? We've argued that the current preoccupation with sexual gratification its puritanical progeny. For example, all of the authors whose sacred sex classics are reproduced on this site (see right-hand margin) are notably sex positive – even John Humphrey Noyes, who graduated with a degree in divinity early in the nineteenth century. And there are centuries of parallel wisdom in China and India (See the "Wisdom" page for relevant links).
These days, however, most people poke fun at, or severely castigateis, in effect, the default behavioral program for all mammals, and likely also reigned in primitive hunter-gatherer tribes.1 Yet until recently - and as far back as the ancient Greeks - sexual self-control was a respectable objective in Western thought. Moreover, praise for self-control wasn't confined to the sex-negative Church and

Jack Vettriano Beautiful Dreamer 2001

2009-01-05T23:39:00.000-08:00

Jack Vettriano Beautiful Dreamer 2001Jack Vettriano Bad, Bad BoysJack Vettriano Bad Boy, Good Girl
Shame on us!" he shouted. "Shame on us! Let the Animals deliver us!...."
The Animals were only waiting for this! All wanted to be revenged together. Fortunately, their very eagerness caused a scrimmage which delayed the murder of the dear little ones.
Mytyl uttered piercing screams.
"Don't be afraid," said Tyltyl, doing his best totreacherously attacked Tyltyl from behind and pushed him over. It was an awful moment. All the Animals, seeing him on the ground, tried to get at him. The boy raised himself to one knee and brandished his knife. Mytyl uttered yells of distress; and, to crown all, it suddenly became dark. Tyltyl called wildly for assistance:
"Help! Help!... Tylô! Tylô!... To the rescue!... Where is Tylette?.... Come! shall eat first," said the Pig, eyeing Mytyl greedily. "What have I done to all of you?" asked Tyltyl. "Nothing at all, my little man," said the Sheep. "Eaten my little brother, my two sisters, my three uncles, my aunt, my grandpapa and my grandmamma.… Wait, wait, when you're down, you shall see that I have teeth also..." And so the Sheep, the Ass and the Horse, who were the greatest cowards, waited for the little fellow to be knocked down before they dared take their share in the spoil. While they were talking, the Wolf

Abrishami Quiet Sunset

2009-01-02T23:23:00.000-08:00

Abrishami Quiet SunsetAbrishami PURE IMPRESSIONAbrishami Precious MomentsAbrishami Passionate Whisper
, I see," said Frankie. "Well, eventually just habit I think, to be brutally honest. And this is more or less the point - we're sick to the teeth with the whole thing, and the prospect of doing it all over again on account of those whinnet-ridden Vogons quite frankly gives me the screaming heeby jeebies, you know what I mean? It was by the merest lucky shot." Arthur glanced at them, wondering what all this was leading up to. "But we've got to have a product you see," said Frankie, "I mean ideally we still need the Ultimate Question in some form or other." Zaphod leaned forward to Arthur. "You see," he said, "if they're just sitting there in the studio looking very relaxed and, you know, just mentioning that they happen to know and Everything, and then eventually have to admit that in fact it's Forty-two, then the show's probably quite short. No follow-up, you see." "We have to have something that sounds good," said Benji.chance that Benji and I finished our particular job and left the planet early for a quick manipulated our way back to Magrathea by the good offices of your friends." "Magrathea is a gateway back to our own dimension," put in Benji. "Since when," continued his murine colleague, "we have had an offer of a quite enormously fat contract to do the 5D chat show and lecture circuit back in our own dimensional neck of the woods, and we're very much inclined to take it." "I would, wouldn't you Ford?" said Zaphod promptingly. "Oh yes," said Ford, "jump at it, like a

Jack Vettriano Between Darkness and Dawn

2008-12-30T22:47:00.000-08:00

Jack Vettriano Between Darkness and DawnJack Vettriano Betrayal No Turning Back 2001Jack Vettriano Betrayal First Kiss 2001
instrumental oomph in each of the three verses and sung in the sweetest of Beach Boys inflected four-part harmonies. It's as quaint and precious as a Joseph Cornell box, and just about as pretty.

6. Jonas Brothers' Burnin' UpBy Josh Tyrangiel
Overlook the is door-in-the-face obvious (there's a boiling kettle at the open to make sure we get that they're burnin' up) but edginess is not the point; sweetness is, and the Jonases achieve it with irresistible harmonies and exuberance.
7. Beyoncé's Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)By Josh Tyrangiel
People who don't dance usually don't make exceptions, but I saw a man who has indulgence of a rap verse contributed by their bodyguard and this is an almost perfectly constructed pop song. Allegedly inspired by Prince, Disney's adorable little cash registers sing about their infatuation — "High heels, red dress/ All by yourself/ Gotta catch my breath!" — in credible R&B falsetto over power guitar chords. The production

Godward Godward A Tryst

2008-12-29T22:57:00.000-08:00

Godward Godward A TrystGodward Nu Sur La PlageGodward A Cool RetreatGodward Godward Yes or No
get-out-of-homophobia-free card. That Bush finally joined Bono in doing the right thing about AIDS in Africa does not mitigate the gay-baiting of his 2004 campaign, let alone his silence and utter inaction when the epidemic was killing way of describing the Obama cockiness. It will take more than the force of the new president’s personality and eloquence to turn our nation into the United States of America he and we all want it to be.
Obama may not only overestimate his ability to bridge some of our fundamental differences but also underestimate how persistent some of those differences are.Texans by the thousands, many of them gay men, during his term as governor.Unlike Bush, Obama has been the vocal advocate of gay civil rights he claims to be. It is over the top to assert, as a gay writer at Time did, that the president-elect is “a very tolerant, very rational-sounding sort of bigot.” Much more to the point is the astute criticism leveled by the gay Democratic congressman Barney Frank, who, in dissenting from the Warren choice, said of Obama, “I think he overestimates his ability to get people to put aside fundamental differences.” That’s a polite

Monsted Landscape With Deer

2008-12-23T20:59:00.000-08:00

Monsted Landscape With DeerMonsted Calm WatersMonsted Bromolle Farm with ChickensMonsted The Ravello Coastline
sprung open and the been hit or not. He swore he felt the second shot part his hair, and then he had the pistol.At once flinging the weapon away into the dark, he would have dragged the driver out of the Buick, but the bastard came without coaxing, barreling into him. They both went down harder than gravity required, Ethan on the bottom, rapping the back of his head against the quartzite cobblestones.windshield dissolved.Laughing in the face of chaos, Corky reached down past the steering wheel, feeling for the Glock on the floor between his feet. He touched the handgrip of the gun, grasped it, brought the weapon up to shoot the boy.The driver’s door opened with a shrill protest of buckled metal, and Ethan Truman reached in for Corky, so instead of shooting the boy, he shot the man. Arriving at the Buick in the moment that it crashed to a stop, Ethan slammed his pistol down on the roof and left it there because he didn’t want to shoot into the car, not with Fric in the line of fire. Heedless of the risk, he yanked open the tweaked door and reached inside. The driver thrust a handgun at him—thhhup—and he not only saw the muzzle flash but also smelled it.He felt no consequence in the instant of the shot, too focused on the struggle for the gun to be able to assess whether he’d

O'Keeffe Green Oak Leaves

2008-12-21T22:36:00.000-08:00

O'Keeffe Green Oak LeavesO'Keeffe Green Apple on Black Plate 1922O'Keeffe Front of Ranchos ChurchO'Keeffe From the Faraway Nearby 1937
never talked to a ghost before. He didn’t want to start.“He’ll blame himself for the loss of either of you,” Whistler continued. “And then the shadow on his heart will become a darkness deep within it. Don’t go in that house.”Hazard found a to a man who had brought so much disorder into the world in one day, and who still had much work to do before lying down to sleep.The Glock, with sound suppressor attached, lay on the kitchen table. It would just fit in the deepest pocket of his storm suit.In other pockets, he had spare magazines, far more ammunition than he ought to voice not too much thinner and shakier than the one he usually could rely upon: “Are you dead or alive?”“I’m dead and alive. Don’t go in that house. The Kevlar vest won’t matter. You’ll be head shot. Two bullets in the brain. And I have no authority to resurrect you.”Dunny hung up. Corky in the kitchen, stylishly outfitted to storm the castle of Hollywood’s reigning king, glanced at the wall clock and saw that he had less than an hour until his rendezvous with Jack Trotter in Bel Air.Murder and mayhem sharpened the appetite. On his feet, roaming back and forth from refrigerator to pantry, he made a makeshift meal of cheese, dried fruit, half a doughnut, a spoonful of butterscotch pudding, a taste of this, a bite of that.Such a chaotic dinner was well suited

Thomas Moran Fort George Island painting

2008-12-19T01:19:00.000-08:00

Thomas Moran Fort George Island paintingThomas Moran Cliffs of Green River paintingThomas Moran A Pastoral Landscape painting
palms shook their feathery fronds like the storm-tossed trees in Key Largo. Buses and cars and trucks and SUVs clogged the streets, their wipers not quite as persistent as the beating rain, side windows half fogged, horns bleating, brakes barking, tongue-pierced, painted punk rockers or just plain punks, dressed in black, one of them wearing a bowler hat, which made him think of the droogs in A Clockwork Orange. And here came a group of teenage schoolgirls, all beautiful, enjoying their seasonal freedom, walking without umbrellas, their hair plastered to their heads, all laughing, each of them playing the part of a fey party girl, all trying to be Holly , jockeying for position, idling and spurting forward and idling again, the drivers exuding a palpable frustration reminiscent of the opening scene of Falling Down, minus the summer heat of that movie, minus Michael Douglas, although Ethan supposed that Michael Douglas might be in this mess, too, quietly going as mad as had his character. In front of a bookstore, under an awning, stood a group of spike-haired, eyebrow-pierced, nose-pierced

Vincent van Gogh The Sower painting

2008-12-16T22:51:00.000-08:00

Vincent van Gogh The Sower paintingVincent van Gogh The Night Cafe paintingVincent van Gogh Cafe Terrace at Night painting
two or even three ordinary people had set out to search the kitchen for him, Fric’s chances of eluding them would have been good. Mrs. McBee was in no way ordinary.Holding his breath, he thought that he could hear her sniffing the air. Fee-fie-fo- to discover that Mrs. McBee was fallible, Fric breathed again.After a while, he crept to the hall door, which he cracked open. He stood listening.When he heard the distant hum of the service elevator, he knew that Mrs. McBee and Mr. McBee were descending to the lower garage. Soon they would be off to Santa Barbara.fum.He was glad that he had not turned on the kitchen lights, though she was certain to smell the fresh water that remained in the central sink.Footsteps.Fric almost bolted to his feet, almost announced his presence, which seemed a wiser course of action than waiting here to be found lurking like a sleazeball criminal, stripped to the waist and clearly up to no good.Then he realized the footsteps were moving away from him.He heard the butler’s-pantry door swing shut.[340] The footsteps faded into silence.Stunned and strangely dismayed

Thomas Moran Monterey Coast painting

2008-12-11T22:40:00.000-08:00

Thomas Moran Monterey Coast paintingThomas Moran Grand Canyon paintingThomas Moran Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone painting
Listening, he knew that he was hearing not just his heart, but also the knock-hoofed canter of Death’s horse approaching.“Bells,” he Ethan’s need to have the bells, if not the reason for it. He plucked a small pair of scissors from a kit, and swaying with the movement of the vehicle, he clipped the knot that secured the nearest cluster to the garland of tinsel.Given the string of bells, Ethan clutched them in his left hand with a grip both tender and ferocious.He was exhausted, but he dared not close his eyes again, for he feared that repeated, as throughout his mind the doors to a thousand fears flew open.The ambulance began to move, and as it rolled, the siren found its shrill voice.Ethan couldn’t hear the bells above the banshee wail, but he could see the nearest three trembling on their string. Trembling.He raised his left hand toward the dangling cluster but couldn’t reach that far. His hand grasped at empty air.This terrible intensity of fear brought with it a clouding confusion, and perhaps he was utterly delirious; nevertheless, the bells seemed to be more than mere decorations, seemed mystical in their shiny smoothness, in their glimmering curves, the embodiment of hope, and he desperately needed to hold them.Apparently the paramedic understood the urgency of

William Bouguereau The Rapture of Psyche painting

2008-12-10T22:37:00.000-08:00

William Bouguereau The Rapture of Psyche paintingWilliam Bouguereau Cupid and Psyche as Children paintingWilliam Bouguereau Young Gypsies paintingWilliam Bouguereau Charity painting
entire estate staff, with the possible exception of Chef Hachette, [100] would have mourned for him. They on the back of Fric’s neck did impressions of scurrying spiders.“Who are you?”“You don’t know me,” the man said. “When does your father return from Florida?”“If you know so much, why don’t you tell me?”“December twenty-fourth. In the early afternoon. Christmas Eve,” the stranger said.Fric wasn’t impressed. Millions of people knew his old man’s whereabouts and his Christmas plans. Just a week ago, Ghost Dad had done a spot on Entertainment Tonight, talking about the film that he was shooting and about how much he looked forward would have been deeply, terribly sad. Deeply, deeply, terribly, terribly. For about forty minutes. Then they would have been busy, busy, busy preparing for the post-funeral gala to which would be invited perhaps a thousand famous and near-famous drunks, druggies, and butt-kissers eager to plant their Lips on Ghost Dad’s golden ass.“Who’s this? “Fric asked.“Are you enjoying the trains, Fric?”Fric had never heard this voice before. No one on the staff. Definitely a stranger.Most of the people in the house didn’t know that Fric was in the train room, and no one outside the estate could possibly know.“How do you know about the trains?”The man said, “Oh, I know lots of things other people don’t. Just like you, Fric. Just like you.”The talented hairs

Amedeo Modigliani Portrait of Jeanne Hebuterne painting

2008-12-10T00:45:00.000-08:00

Amedeo Modigliani Portrait of Jeanne Hebuterne paintingAmedeo Modigliani Nude Sdraiato paintingAmedeo Modigliani Nu couche de dos paintingAlphonse Maria Mucha Winter painting
Camera 03 watched him from across the street, zooming in for an intimate appraisal.Immediately upon arrival at the entrance gate, Reynerd threw the white bag toward the top of that bronze barrier. Failing to clear the highest scrollwork, the package bounced back at him.On his second attempt, he succeeded. When he turned away from the gate, his hood slipped half off, and Camera 03 captured a clear image of his face in the glow of the flanking gate lamps.[15] He had the chiseled features needed to be a successful waiter in the trendiest of meaning of the man’s first name, the grin wouldn’t have seemed wolfish. Then he might have been reminded instead of a crocodile or a hyena.In any case, this was not the merry expression of a prankster. Captured on videotape, this curve of lips and bared teeth suggested a lunatic glee that required a full moon and medication.Splashing through black puddles filigreed with silver by the headlights, Reynerd returned to the car.As the Honda pulled off the shoulder and onto the eastbound lane once more, Camera 01 executed L.A. restaurants, where both the service staff and the customers enjoyed the fantasy that any guy or gal ferrying plates of overpriced swordfish from kitchen to table during the Tuesday dinner shift might be offered, on Wednesday, a coveted role in Tom Cruise’s next hundred-fifty-million-dollar picture.Turning from the gate, having delivered the apple, Rolf Reynerd was grinning.Perhaps if Ethan hadn’t known the

Jean Francois Millet Angelus painting

2008-12-07T22:42:00.000-08:00

Jean Francois Millet Angelus paintingJean Francois Millet Haystacks Autumn paintingJean Francois Millet Harvesters Resting paintingJean Francois Millet Garden painting
light was in his eyes: a king returning from exile to his own land.'Fear not! ' he said. `Long have I desired to look upon the likenesses of Isildur and Anárion, my sires of old. Under their shadow Elessar, the Elfstone son tall gap of light before him, ever growing. Swiftly it drew near, and suddenly the boats shot through, out into a wide clear light.The sun, already long fallen from the noon, was shining in a windy sky. The pent waters spread out into a long oval lake, pale Nen Hithoel, fenced by steep grey hills whose sides were clad with trees, but their heads were bare, cold-gleaming in the sunlight. At the far southern end rose three peaks. The of Arathorn of the House of Valandil Isildur's son heir of Elendil, has nought to dread! 'Then the light of his eyes faded, and he spoke to himself: `Would that Gandalf were here! How my heart yearns for Minas Anor and the walls of my own city! But whither now shall I go? 'The chasm was long and dark, and filled with the noise of wind and rushing water and echoing stone. It bent somewhat towards the west so that at first all was dark ahead; but soon Frodo saw a

Lord Frederick Leighton Leighton Flaming June painting

2008-12-05T00:27:00.000-08:00

Lord Frederick Leighton Leighton Flaming June painting
Balrog made no answer. The fire in it seemed to die, but the darkness grew. It stepped forward slowly on to the bridge, and suddenly it.With a bound the Balrog leaped full upon the bridge. Its whip whirled and hissed.'He cannot stand alone! ' cried Aragorn suddenly and ran back along the bridge. 'Elendil!' he shouted. 'I am with you, Gandalf! '
Unknown Artist Jim Dine Hearts paintingAlbert Bierstadt Sierra Nevada paintingGeorge Stubbs Whistlejacket painting
drew itself up to a great height, and its wings were spread from wall to wall; but still Gandalf could be seen, glimmering in the gloom; he seemed small, and altogether alone: grey and bent, like a wizened tree before the onset of a storm.From out of the shadow a red sword leaped flaming.Glamdring glittered white in answer.There was a ringing clash and a stab of white fire. The Balrog fell back and its sword flew up in molten fragments. The wizard swayed on the bridge, stepped back a pace, and then again stood still.'You cannot pass! ' he saidGondor! ' cried Boromir and leaped after him.At that moment Gandalf lifted his staff, and crying aloud he smote the bridge before him. The staff broke asunder and fell from his hand. A blinding sheet of white flame sprang up. The bridge cracked. Right at the Balrog's feet it broke, and the stone upon which it stood crashed into the gulf, while the rest remained, poised, quivering like a tongue of rock thrust out into emptiness.With a terrible cry the Balrog fell forward, and its shadow plunged down and vanished.

Jean-Honore Fragonard paintings

2008-12-03T22:52:00.000-08:00

Jean-Honore Fragonard paintingsJulius LeBlanc Stewart paintings
sat silent for a while, until at length Boromir spoke. `He is a small thing, you say, this Gollum? Small, but great in mischief. What became of him? To what doom did you put him?''He is in prison, but no worse,' said Aragorn. `He had suffered much. There is no doubt that he was tormented, and the fear of Sauron lies black on his heart. Still I for one am glad that he is safely kept by the watchful Elves of Mirkwood. His malice is great and gives him a strength hardly to be believed
Johannes Vermeer paintingsJames Jacques Joseph Tissot paintings
fraught with all his malice; and in it lies a great part of his strength of old. Out of the Black Years come the words that the Smiths of Eregion heard, and knew that they had been betrayed:One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them.`Know also, my friends, that I learned more yet from Gollum. He was loth to speak and his tale was unclear, but it is beyond all doubt that he went to Mordor, and there all that he knew was forced from him. Thus the Enemy knows now that the One is found, that it was long in the Shire; and since his servants have pursued it almost to our door, he soon will know, already he may know, even as I speak, that we have it here.'

Dali The Messiah

2008-12-02T20:10:00.001-08:00

Dali The MessiahDali The Land of Milk and HoneyDali The Land Come to LifeDali The lance of chivalry
remember. I went to pieces. I don't know what came over me.''I do,' said Strider. 'The Black Breath. The Riders must have left their horses outside, and passed back through the South-gate in secret. They will know all the news now, for they have visited Bill Ferny; and probably that Southerner was a spy as well. Something may happen in the night, before we leave Bree.''What will happen?' said Merry. 'Will they attack the inn?' 'No, I think not,' said Strider. 'They are not all here yet. And in any case that is not their way. In dark and loneliness they The hobbit-rooms have windows looking north and close to the ground. We will all remain together and bar this window and the door. But first Nob and I will fetch your luggage.'While Strider was gone, Frodo gave Merry a rapid account of all that had happened since supper. Merry was still reading and pondering Gandalf's letter when Strider and Nob returned.are strongest; they will not openly attack a house where there are lights and many people -not until they are desperate, not while all the long leagues of Eriador still lie before us. But their power is in terror, and already some in Bree are in their clutch. They will drive these wretches to some evil work: Ferny, and some of the strangers, and, maybe, the gatekeeper too. They had words with Harry at West-gate on Monday. I was watching them. He was white and shaking when they left him.''We seem to have enemies all round,' said Frodo. 'What are we to do?''Stay here, and do not go to your rooms! They are sure to have found out which those are.

Moran Canyon of the Clouds

2008-12-01T21:24:00.000-08:00

Moran Canyon of the CloudsMoran Autumn on the WissahickonMoran An Arizona Sunset Near the Grand CanyonMoran A Showrey Day, Grand Canyon
A Short Cut to MushroomsIn the morning Frodo woke refreshed. He was lying in a bower made by a living tree with branches laced and drooping to the ground; his bed was of fern and grass, deep and soft and strangely fragrant. The sun was shining through the fluttering leaves, which were still green upon the tree. He jumped uthink we shall see anything of those Riders?’ asked Pippin cheerfully. Under the morning sun the prospect of seeing a whole troop of them did not seem very alarming to him.‘Yes, probably,’ said Frodo, not liking the reminder. ‘But I hope to get across the river without their seeing us.’p and went out.Sam was sitting on the grass near the edge of the wood. Pippin was standing studying the sky and weather. There was no sign of the Elves.‘They have left us fruit and drink, and bread,’ said Pippin. ‘Come and have your breakfast. The bread tastes almost as good as it did last night. I did not want to leave you any, but Sam insisted.’Frodo sat down beside Sam and began to eat. ‘What is the plan for today?’ asked Pippin.‘To walk to Bucklebury as quickly as possible,’ answered Frodo, and gave his attention to the food.‘Do you

Dali Hommage a Cranach

2008-11-30T23:19:00.000-08:00

Dali Hommage a CranachDali Flowers for GalaDali Cactus Les BequillesDali Bullfight 1
apparent change came over the ring. After a while Gandalf got up, closed the shutters outside the window, and drew the curtains. The room became dark and silent, though the clack of Sam’s shears, now nearer to the windows, could still be heard faintly from . For a moment the wizard stood looking at the fire; then he stooped and removed the ring to the hearth with the tongs, and at once picked it up. Frodo gasped.It is quite cool,’ said Gandalf. ‘Take it!’ Frodo received it on his shrinking palm: it seemed to have become thicker and Common Tongue is what is said, close enough:One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.It is only two lines of a verse long known in Elven-lore:Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throneIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them,heavier than ever.‘Hold it up!’ said Gandalf. ‘And look closely!’As Frodo did so, he now saw fine lines, finer than the finest pen-strokes, running along the ring, outside and inside: lines of fire that seemed to form the letters of a flowing script. They shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth. I cannot read the fiery letters,’ said Frodo in a quavering voice.‘No,’ said Gandalf, ‘but I can. The letters are Elvish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. But this in the

Neiman Silverdome Superbowl

2008-11-28T21:39:00.000-08:00

Neiman Silverdome SuperbowlNeiman Secretariat IINeiman Secretariat Big RedNeiman Sax Man
material that I did not include in the original edition, in particular more detailed linguistic information. In the meantime this edition offers this Foreword, an addition to the Prologue, some notes, and an index of the This book is largely concerned with Hobbits, and from its pages a reader may discover much of their character and a little of their history. Further information will also be found in the selection from the Red Book of Westmarch that has already been published, under the title of The Hobbit. That story was derived from the earlier Chapters of the Red Book, composed by Bilbo himself, the first Hobbit to become famous in the world at large, and called by him There and Back Again, since they told of his journey into the East and his return: an adventure which later involved all the Hobbits in the great events of that Age that are here related.names of persons and places. This index is in intention complete in items but not in references, since for the present purpose it has been necessary to reduce its bulk. A complete index, making full use of the material prepared for me by Mrs. N. Smith, belongs rather to the accessory volume.

Lawrence Alma-Tadema Vain Courtship

2008-11-27T21:46:00.000-08:00

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You've been so brave."

　　　He could not speak. His eyes feasted on her, and he thought that he would like to stand and look at her forever, and that would be enough.
　　　"I didn't want you to die," Harry said. These words came without his volition. "Any of you. I'm sorry ---" He addressed Lupin more than any of them, beseeching him. "--- right after you'd had your son . . . Remus, I'm sorry ---" 　　　"I am sorry too," said Lupin. "Sorry I will never know him . . . but he will know why I died and I hope he will understand. I was trying to make a world in which he could live a happier
"You are nearly there," said James. "Very close. We are . . . so proud of you."

"Does it hurt?"

The childish question had fallen from Harry's lips before he could stop it.

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep."

"And he will want it to be quick. He wants it over," said Lupin.

Cezanne A Modern Olympia

2008-11-27T00:10:00.000-08:00

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boy would not find the diadem...although Dumbledore's puppet had

come much farther than he ever expected...too far...

"My Lord," said a voice, desperate and cracked. He turned: there

was Lucius Malfoy sitting in the darkest corner, ragged and still

bearing the marks of the punishment he had received after the boy's

last escape. One of his eyes remained closed and puffy. "My
"Aren't--aren't you afraid, my Lord that Potter might die at another hand but yours?" asked Malfoy, his voice shaking. "Wouldn't it be...forgive me...more
Lord...please...my son..."

"If your son is dead, Lucius, it is not my fault. He did not come

and join me, like the rest of the Slytherins. Perhaps he has

decided to befriend Harry Potter?" "No--never," whispered Malfoy. "You must hope not."

prudent to call off this battle, enter the castle, and seek him y-yourself

Romanello Among Friends II

2008-11-26T01:17:00.000-08:00

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what had happened to them –

　　　And then the world resolved itself into pain and semidarkness: He was half buried in the wreckage of a corridor that had been subjected to a terrible attack. Cold air told him that the side of the castle had been blown away, and hot stickiness on his cheek told him that he was bleeding copiously. Then he heard a terrible cry that pulled at his insides, that expressed agony of a kind neither flame nor curse could cause, and he stood up, swaying, more frightened than he had been that day, more frightened, perhaps, than he had been in his lif
　　　And Hermione was struggling to her feet in the wreckage, and three redheaded men were grouped on the ground where the wall had blasted apart. Harry grabbed Hermione's hand as they staggered and stumbled over stone and wood.

Kahlo Tree of Hope

2008-11-24T20:46:00.000-08:00

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There was no means of steering; the dragon could not see where it was going, and Harry knew that if it turned sharply or rolled in midair they would find it impossible to cling onto its broad back. Nevertheless, as they climbed higher and higher, London unfurling below them like a gray-and-green map, Harry's overwhelming feeling was of gratitude for an escape that had seemed impossible. Crouching low over the beast's neck, he clung tight to
　After five minutes or so, Harry lost some of his immediate dread that the dragon was going to throw them off, for it seemed intent on nothing
the metallic scales, and the cool breeze was soothing on his burned and blistered skin, the dragon's wings beating the air like the sails of a windmill. Behind him, whether from delight or fear he could not tell. Ron kept swearing at the top of his voice, and Hermione seemed to be sobbing.

Kroyer Marie en el jardin

2008-11-23T19:30:00.000-08:00

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preferred his meat bloody ever since he had been attacked by Greyback. While the knives

sliced behind her, her somewhat irritable expression softened.

"'Arry, you ."

This was not, strictly speaking, true, but Harry decided against reminding her that

Gabrielle had never been in real danger.

"Anyway," Fleur went on, pointing her want at a pot of sauce on the stove, which began

to bubble at once, "Mr. Ollivander leaves for Muriel's zis evening. Zat will make zings

easier. Ze goblin," she scowled a little at the mention of him, "can move downstairs, and

you, Ron, and Dean can take zat room."

"We don't mind sleeping in the living room," said Harry, who knew that Griphook would

thing poorly of having to sleep on the sofa; keeping Griphook happy was essential to

their plans. "Don't worry about us." And when she tried to protest he went on, "We'll be

off your hands soon too, Ron, Hermione, and I. We won't need to be here much longer."

Lippi The Virgin and Child with Sts

2008-11-21T21:03:00.000-08:00

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up his own sleeve –

　　　"STOP!" shrieked Bellatrix, "Do not touch it, we shall all perish if the Dark Lord comes now!"

　　　Lucius froze, his index finger hovering over his own Mark. Bellatrix strode out of Harry's limited line of vision.

"What is that?" he heard her say.

"Sword," grunted an out-of-sight Snatcher.

"Give it to me."
"What d'you think you're playing at, woman?"

"Stupefy!" she screamed, "Stupefy!"

　　　They were no match for her, even thought there were four of them against one of her: She was a witch, as Harry knew, with they stood, all except Greyback, who had been forced into a kneeling position, his arms outstretched. Out of the corners of his eyes Harry saw Bellatrix bearing down upon the were"It's not yours, missus, it's mine, I reckon I found it." 　　　There was a bang and a flash of red light; Harry knew that the Snatcher had been Stunned. There was a roar of anger from his fellows: Scabior drew his wand.

Gjertson An English Table

2008-11-21T00:02:00.000-08:00

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tell him we're all with him in spirit," said Lupin, then hesitated slightly, "And I'd tell him to follow his instincts, which are good and nearly always right."

Harry looked at Hermione, whose eyes were full of tears.

"Nearly always right," she repeated.
"At least he's still alive!" muttered Ron. 　　　"We have also heard within the last few hours that Rubeus Hagrid" – all three of them gasped, and so nearly missed the rest of the sentence
　　　"Oh, didn't I tell you?" said Ron in surprise. "Bill told me Lupin's living with Tonks again! And apparently she's getting pretty big too…"

　　　"…and our usual update on those friends of Harry Potter's who are suffering for their allegiance?" Lee was saying.

　　　"Well, as regular listeners will know, several of the more outspoken supporters of Harry Potter have now been imprisoned, including Xenophilius Lovegood, erstwhile editor of The Quibbler," said Lupin.

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2008-11-19T21:34:00.001-08:00

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The sun was coming up: The pure, colorless vastness of the sky stretched over him, indifferent to him and his suffering. Harry sat down in the tent entrance and took a deep breath of clean air. Simply to be alive to watch the sun rise over the sparkling snowy hillside ought to have been the greatest treasure on earth, yet he could not appreciate it: His senses had been spiked by the calamity of losing his want. He looked out over a valley blanketed in snow, distant church bells chiming through the glittering silence.
journey had already given him scars to his chest and forearm to join those on his hand and forehead, but never, until this moment, had he felt himself to be fatally weakened, vulnerable, and naked, as though the best part of his magical
　　　Without realizing it, he was digging his fingers into his arms as if he were trying to resist physical pain. He had spilled his own blood more times than he could count; he had lost all bones in his right arm once; this

Craig Southern Vineyard Hills

2008-11-18T20:21:00.000-08:00

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again. "Where have you brought me? Why have you removed me from the house of my forebears?"

　　　"never mind that! How did Snape punish Ginny, Neville, and Luna?" asked Harry urgently.
　　　"And Snape might've though that was a punishment," said Harry, "buy Ginny, Neville, and Luna probably had a good laugh with Hagrid. The Forbidden Forest . . . they've faced plenty worse than the Forbidden Forest, big deal!" 　　　He felt relieved; he had been imagining horrors, the Cruciatus Curse at the very least.
　　　"Professor Snape sent them into the Forbidden Forest, to do some work for the oaf, Hagrid."

"Hagrid's not an oaf!" said Hermione shrilly.

Albert Moore silver painting

2008-11-17T19:26:00.001-08:00

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Umbridge's office at Hogwarts: Lace draperies, doilies and dried flowers covered every surface. The walls bore the same ornamental plates, each featuring a highly colored, beribboned kitten, gamboling and frisking with sickening cuteness. The desk was covered with a flouncy, flowered cloth. Behind Mad-eye's eye, a telescopic attachment enabled Umbridge to spy on the workers on the other side of the door. Harry took a look through it and saw that they were all still gathered around the Decoy Detonator. He wrenched the telescope out of the door, leaving a hole behind, pulled the magical eyeball out of it, and placed it in his pocket. The he turned to face the room again, raised his wand, and murmured, "Accio Locker."

　　　Nothing happened, but he had not expected it to; no doubt Umbridge knew all about protective charms and spells. He therefore hurried behind her desk and began pulling open all the drawers. He saw quills

Frida Kahlo Girl with Death Mask painting

2008-11-16T21:43:00.000-08:00

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Well then," said Harry, keen to discuss his theory, "what about information on Dumbledore? The second page of the letter, for instance. You know this Bathilda my mum mentions, you know who she is?"

"Who?"

"Bathilda Bagshot, the author of –"
　　　"A History of Magic," said Hermione, looking interested. "So your parents knew her? She was an incredible magic historian."
family too. Be pretty interesting to talk to, wouldn't she?" There was a little too much understanding in the smile Hermione gave him for Harry's liking. He took back the letter and the photograph and tucked them inside the pouch around his neck, so as not to have to look at her and give himself away. "I understand why you'd love to talk to her about your mum

Henri Rousseau The Sleeping Gypsy painting

2008-11-14T00:28:00.001-08:00

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　It was a small and shabby all-night café. A light layer of grease lay on all the Formica-topped tables, but it was at least empty. Harry slipped into a booth first and Ron sat next to him opposite Hermione, who had her back to the entrance and did not like it: She glanced over her shoulder so frequently she appeared to have a twitch. Harry did not like being stationary; walking had given the the Cloak he could feel the last vestiges of Polyjuice leaving him, his hands returning to their usual length and shape. He pulled his glasses out of his pocket and put them on again.

　　　After a minute or two, Ron said, "You know, we're not far from the Leaky Cauldron here, it's only in Charing Cross –"

"Ron, we can't!" said Hermione at once.

"Not to stay there, but to find out what's going on!"

　　　"We know what's going on! Voldemort's taken over the Ministry, what else do we need to know?"

"Okay, okay, it was just an idea!"

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2008-11-12T20:19:00.000-08:00

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Hagrid, thanks!"

　　　"'S'nothin'," said Hagrid with a wave of a dustbin-lid-sized hand. "An' there's Charlie! Always liked him -- hey! Charlie!"
"Bin meanin' ter write fer ages. How's Norbert doin'?" 　　　"Norbert?" Charlie laughed. "The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now." "Wha -- Norbert's a girl?" "Oh yeah," said Charlie. "How can you tell?" asked Hermione. 　　　"They're a lot more vicious," said Charlie. He looked over his shoulder and dropped his voice. "Wish Dad would hurry up and get here. Mum's getting edgy."
　　　Charlie approached, running his hand slightly ruefully over his new, brutally short haircut. He was shorter than Ron, thickset, with a number of burns and scratches up his muscley arms.

"Hi, Hagrid, how's it going?"

　　　They all looked over at Mrs. Weasley. She was trying to talk to Madame Delacour while glancing repeatedly at the gate.